Round 3, Heat 3: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament
 

The bastions of recent Democratic presidents and seat-purchasing senators who aren't really from New York but win because they're the president's wife face off in this round. Two will move out of the primaries.

Miss Arkansas http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/n....jpg_224858.jpg
Miss New York http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/5M...jpg_224925.jpg
Miss Illinois http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cj...jpg_224909.jpg

Man, those Miss USA judges really earn their money. It's hard to pick.

These three are a virtual tossup. I'm going for Arkansas #1 because she's a slender cutie, and I'll go New York #2 because she's kind of exotic, even though her glamour shot isn't the greatest.

Does that mean I can't vote for Illinois, who in truth is the prettiest of them all in objective terms? I hate to cast her out, but she's so perfect looking that I think I prefer the others who are a little more distinctive.

Miss Illinois - Most likely to toss a man down on the bed

It's Arkansas. I'm not going to kid ya, I love her.

Arkansas and NY

this is stupid

they are all smoking hot

i quit

Miss Illinois. Let's get rough.

I have a newfound respect for beauty contest judges. These are some of the most difficult decisions I've ever had to make.

Arkansas is #1, Illinois is a close, very close 2nd.

Illinois

Illinois every day of the week and twice on Sunday, giggity.

Are there two Round 3, Heat 2 polls?

yes

rain man was too distracted by the hot girls to number correctly

Anything from the state of New York automatically gets no vote from me.

You're really missing out on their bagels.

Completely understand, unless he was distracted by Miss New York. Nothing about her is distracting.

if you imagine really really hard, you can make a bagel with some jelly in the hole resemble miss new york

I'll go with the two States that produced Presidents who have served this century. Arkansas and Illinois.

Shutting it down. Gidoudda here, New Yawk. She's out, sadly. But you can't argue with Arkansas and Illinois moving on.

I'm surprised New York made it to this round, so she had a good run.

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