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gblowfish 01-12-2022 11:42 AM

Poop News You Can Use!
 
Nobody covers poop like the CP...
https://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-e...121236774.html

North Korea is asking its citizens to use their own poop to make manure as the country faces widespread food shortages, reports say.

The country has long sourced its agricultural manure from China, but that trade, along with a number of other goods, ceased after North Korea closed its borders at the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a result, North Korea has declared securing enough manure the first "struggle" of 2022, Daily NK reported.

State-run media has also been encouraging people to make "homemade" manure, The Daily Beast reported. A source in North Hamgyong Province told Daily NK that residents had started "producing fertilizer from human waste" after authorities launched a 10-day drive to increase production.

Citizens were told to produce a quota of 150 kilograms of manure, with people working in state factories told to provide 500 kilograms between January 4 and January 14, Daily NK reported.

In an attempt to incentivize people, North Korea has also introduced a pass which will only be given to people who achieve that quota of manure production, Daily NK reported. The pass lets people trade manure, the outlet said.

The North Korean Central Committee also briefly shortened the manure trade markets by one hour, so that people had one more hour to make manure, Daily NK reported.

"As the coronavirus emergency has made producing or importing fertilizer difficult, it seems that they have increased our assigned amount," the source said, according to Daily NK.

"In the end, the burden of gathering the fertilizer necessary for farming has all fallen on the shoulders of ordinary people."

As well as a shortage of manure, North Korea is also struggling to secure enough food.

In June, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un declared a "tense" food crisis and, in September, he urged North Koreans to come up with solutions to the "food problem," NK News reported.

In early October, a United Nations expert said that the situation was precarious, Reuters reported. That month, North Korea said it had started breeding black swans to slaughter to provide a new food source.

gblowfish 01-12-2022 11:43 AM

North Korea needs Taco Bell bad!

SuperBowl4 01-12-2022 11:49 AM

Snacky Poo ->http://youtu.be/9RqiBrVcYXI Chocolate on the starfish, everybody kiss it

ptlyon 01-12-2022 11:50 AM

Now that's good poop

loochy 01-12-2022 11:52 AM

It's actually not a bad idea. Use the waste for something useful instead of just flushing it

DrunkBassGuitar 01-12-2022 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 16070678)
It's actually not a bad idea. Use the waste for something useful instead of just flushing it

I'm not a farmer so I could be wrong but I think the reason that human waste isn't used for fertilizer is the risk of pathogens, particularly e coli.

Kman34 01-12-2022 12:05 PM

Ain’t worth a shit…

ptlyon 01-12-2022 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar (Post 16070701)
I'm not a farmer so I could be wrong but I think the reason that human waste isn't used for fertilizer is the risk of pathogens, particularly e coli.

Great. The next pandemic is coming out of Korea.

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-12-2022 12:10 PM

That should give the population control a little extra boost. Those are some dumb bastards.

Graystoke 01-12-2022 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 16070678)
It's actually not a bad idea. Use the waste for something useful instead of just flushing it

More likely then not it is being used in Agriculture purposes already.
After extensive wastewater treatment you always end up with a solids product called Bio-Solids. This product is rich in Nitrogen and Phosphorus.
Here in Iowa all that Bio-Solid material is land applied and the nitrogen is reclaimed. Farmers fight over that shit because its free and ready to apply after harvest. One caveat-Iowa rule: No crops for human consumption for two years after application.

Tonka83 01-12-2022 01:13 PM

I guess this doesn't apply to Kim Jong Un since he has claimed that his diet is so perfect that he doesn't ever poop. Srs.

loochy 01-12-2022 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar (Post 16070701)
I'm not a farmer so I could be wrong but I think the reason that human waste isn't used for fertilizer is the risk of pathogens, particularly e coli.


yeah but it's north koreans so who cares?

ptlyon 01-12-2022 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 16070812)
I guess this doesn't apply to Kim Jong Un since he has claimed that his diet is so perfect that he doesn't ever poop. Srs.

He's full of shit

loochy 01-12-2022 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16070815)
He's full of shit


or empty of shit


it all depends on your outlook

threebag 01-12-2022 01:33 PM

They’re ****ed....


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