Oh come on. Hardman is better on his worst day than Parker was on his best. That ****er couldn't catch a cold.

My favorite Junior Siavii anecdote was when I was in River Falls to catch training camp. He was either a rookie or in his 2nd year, can't remember.

He was hanging around some other big ass 300-lbers. I think Eric Downing was one of them? Anyway, they all got off the campus shuttle, and one of the young dopey undrafted guys I didn't recognize or care about was like, "Hey guys, the dining center is that way. Aren't you going to eat lunch?" Siavii turns around immediately and in a voice and a tone I may never forget, he says, "Maaaaaaaan **** that nasty ass shit! We gonna get some McDonald's!"

I was with my dad at the time, and to this day, if we're planning on getting lunch in a group and somebody suggests something, we both say on cue, "Maaaaaaan **** that nasty ass shit!" Everybody else in the group is really confused, but we're sitting there laughing our asses off at ourselves.

Yep. The world is better off.

No one celebrated a first down when down by 27 points like Samie Parker.

I loved that game

He died to me in 2005.

Snoop Minnis or Sammie Parker?

Without him most of us probably wouldn’t know what a spit hood is.

Yeah...there were several games in the early years that rose above the trash Madden was putting out. I hated Madden - it played terrible. But his game was the one that the NFL had anointed...so it was always going to eventually squeeze out the competitors #rigged

(c) All of the above

Many on here said Jared Allen was mainly drafted as a long snapper.


RIP Junior Siavii

Snoop Minnis had the longer neck

Why all the hate son Sammie Parker? PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Wow. RIP

I thought Johnny Morton was the original?