Funny, like a clown
 

Clowns suck.

You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering pr!ck ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Not nearly as much as getting beat on by a five foot tall man.

Dance that ****ing drink over here...

If that sumbitch started pounding on me, I'd lean into his punches a little harder. I'm pretty sure that's gonna be an expensive beating.

Now THIS... is the Joe Pesci Show.

Zactly.

I would also demand that he scream at me "**** YOU, SPIDER!!! DANCE, MUTHA****ER!!"

I thought you said I was alright Spidah?

The guy's lucky he didn't get stabbed in the neck with an ink pen.