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NFL Is Rigged: Wild Card Round
So the results are in, you can check how some of our participants did in the week 18 thread here: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...341721&page=44
So LV wins out over L.A in the "New Stadium Bowl". Steelers and Big-Rape get rigged into the tournament at the sacrifice of Taylor, Wentz and the Colts. Baltimore clearly fell out of favor at some point with the NFL and they're out. So lets re-analyze moving forward. **Note** A mod asked that i keep it all in one thread, but that thread is so far lost in the weeds that it's hard to get proper interaction and stay on topic. Dont be surprised if this thread gets merged. So, assuming the NFL is rigged, what's your theory on this week's events? What gets rigged, how is it rigged and who is doing the rigging and why? |
Patriots vs Bills: Patriots take this one for the East Coast market. This is more than an AFCE WC game, this is a battle of the upper east markets. Lets be real here, Buffalo isn't cared about by anyone outside of Buffalo. NFL isn't going to tune out the entire AFC east coast in the WC round. And BB is the ultimate NFL insider who took one for the team last season. The NFL will look to pay him back this weekend. BB Winning here sets us up for a divisional round matchup against a team with a similar style and coach in Vrabel. Vrabel vs BB will generate huge ratings.
Raiders vs Bengals: Raiders win in the "upset" *chuckles* here. Now we see why they were rigged into the playoffs: To set up a divisional showdown with the Chiefs. Raiders vs Chiefs will generate significant ratings in the playoffs. Chiefs vs Steelers: The Steelers are merely a pawn here. Their sole existence in the playoffs occurred as a byproduct in order to produce the matchups we have this weekend. Expect some weird Chiefs shenanigans where we purposely turn the ball over and the play calling looks suspect at times. That's to keep it close for the sake of ratings. AFC Divisional Round: Chiefs vs Raiders Titans vs Patriots |
SF vs Dallas: SF takes this one. It'll be a thriller. Jerry Jones has been playing nice for decades now, but his trigger finger is itching for a playoff win. It won't be here, but the lords will make sure it's at least close enough to keep his fan base hooked going into next season. Dallas has to lose this one. The NFL does not want the Rams headed to GB in the Divisional.
Rams vs Cardinals: L.A Market. 'Nuff said. The NFL got exactly what they wanted in this Cali vs AZ west coast showdown. Buccs vs Philly: Tom Brady. Epstein. Dark magic and hexes. Philly doesn't stand a chance here. I mean, the game may stay close, but they have no real shot at winning this. Best bet of the week. NFC Divisional Round: Greenbay vs SF Buccs vs Rams |
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It's completely reasonable to have a new thread each week on this. As if we have so many awesome threads on the front page that one more football-related thread is gonna mess things up.
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Never bet against Brady...never bet on anything concerning him. "According to the 41-year-old quarterback, the other equally important part of the equation is the pregame rituals that his wife, Gisele Bundchen, has him go through. In the days after the Patriots' 13-3 Super Bowl win over the Rams, Brady described some of those rituals. First, Brady noted that Gisele makes an 'altar' for him at every game. "I've learned a lot from my wife over the years," Brady said. "She's so about the power of intention, and believing things that are really going to happen and she always makes a little altar for me at the game, because she just wills it so much. So she put together a little altar for me that I could bring" Sounds harmless right....I'm sure he HAS learned quite a bit over the years. |
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Not that an extra few clicks to ignore one new thread a week is the end of the world either.... and this does at least have a different spin on it that will hopefully help prevent the same old garbage debate each week. |
Is this the thread that gets me into the mod lounge?
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Makes "follow the money" and the "Jesuits" kinda pointless, eh? |
Buffalo over NE bc Buffalo is a low key big tv market
Chiefs over Steelers because Mahomes is the golden boy Cowboys over 49ers because Prescott’s girlfriend is a wicken Rams over Cardinals because “the league wants LA to succeed….the dark powers are all in on LA teams” Raiders over Bengals bc you need at least 1 upset or the peasants start to suspect things are steered Bucs over Eagles cuz Tom Brady |
No more conspiracies', the cream will rise to the top in the playoffs (well unless you are The Saints, then you just get hosed)
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Gonna try something here
I'm going to pick randomly and come up with a narrative based on the randomness and see how I do. This would probably be better to do during the regular season but I just thought of it. I'll have a random number generator pick a number between 1-100, 1-50 is home team wins, 51-100 is the visitor wins. My expectation is that I should do about 50-50. We'll compare how I do with anyone making predictions based on rigging. |
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It's just hocus-pocus, dude...dont give it another thought. Some new-age gibberish with healing stones, incense and Birkenstocks. She's just some "fruit-loop" LA model-celebrity with too much time on her hands. |
It’s a shame that we have a poster here who has all this stuff figured out but won’t share it with us. :(
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So lets try to not include divine intervention in our theories. Blackop has decided to include the supernatural, thus giving him a convenient, unlimited platform to form his thesis on.
I'd like to include my theories regarding the multi-verse and how that can affect rigging, but alas, lets stick to thinks that we can actually observe. |
since blacko is a giant pussy, the men have to step up and make straight up, unambiguous predictions. here go:
Patriots vs Bills: Bills. nobody wants to see the plodding patriots and their 4 yards and a clown of dust. without brady and his witchy woman, the pats are just another boring east coast team with ugly unis. Raiders vs Bengals: Bengals. were i a conspiracy nut, i'd choose the raiders cuz of madden. but i'm capable of logical, critical thinking, so it's the baby tigers. Chiefs vs Steelers: Chiefs. the stench from the stoolers even being in the playoffs offends me. Div: bengals @ tits bills @ chiefs SF vs Cowboys: Cowboys. that's logical even from the conspiracy angle. america's team and what not. Rams vs Cardinals: LAR. again, makes sense from the conspiracy side, but let's face it. the cards have been playing like trash. gtfo of the playoffs, ya stupid red frauds. Bucs vs Eagles: TB. tom brady and his witchy woman will ensure another tb victory. but then, we don't need a stupid conspiracy theory to figure that one out, now do we? Div: lar @ gb dal @ tb |
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Pro-tip...If you are ever a superstar athlete with model looks that's married and meet a high-ranking witch...dump your wife...you'll look 30 forever. |
What's this bullshit thread have to do with cutback runs?
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I'm merely entertaining you, and arguing from within the universe you believe exists. You imply that she can dictate the bounce of a ball, not me. Don't imply that she has the power the dictate the bounce of a ball with her witchcraft and then say "don't give it another thought". That's incredibly disingenuous. I already explained that she's nothing more than a Epstein/Maxwell gift to Brady. Between this and your, "The Rooney's need to rig a win for Big-Rape to have one more playoff loss for his rigged HoF resume" theory, it's becoming increasingly hard to believe you know anything at all. Especially after i stomped you out in the week 18 predictions thread. If we were taking score, you'd be playing catchup to me right now. |
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Random predictions: AFC: Steelers @ Chiefs (47): Chiefs win. This one is obvious. Mahomes is a very popular QB with a long future and Rapistborgor is at the end of his career Patriots @ Bills (73): Patriots win. Perhaps the NFL wants to set up the GOAT vs the BOAT (cus Belichick is fat lol) Raiders @ Bengals (1): Bengals win. Burrow is the hot new QB on the block and the people want more. NFC: Eagles @ Bucs (4): Bucs win. Even the RNG knows that the league fixes games for Brady 49ers @ Cowboys (75): 49ers win. Perhaps the NFL is setting up a revenge superbowl between the 49ers and the Chiefs? Cardinals @ Rams (2): Rams win. Is the NFL setting up another home team to host a superbowl? We can only read the tea leaves. |
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And it won't be Blackop. He's taken the TaQo road, in which he refuses to post what he thinks in fear of ridicule, and instead insinuates through "bread crumbs" all the while stating "i don't care what you think of me". It's lame. It's boring. It's cowardice. But it completely fits the personality type as we've seen this behavior before from the likes of TaQo etc. It's up to him to break that mold, which i fully expect he will not do. To be frank, i didn't think he'd even participate in these threads at all. So kudos to him for at least that much. |
i still wanna know why brady's wife was so ineffective against eli manning and big dick nick.
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Listen up, Black Prince...you are arguing from the universe YOU believe exists...that's why it's a mystery to you. |
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(5) Raiders at (4) Bengals - Bengals Win. (6) Patriots at (3) Bills - Patriots Win. (7) Steelers at (2) Chiefs - Chiefs Win. NFC (7) Eagles at (2) Buccaneers - Buccaneers Win. (6) 49ers at (3) Cowboys - Cowboys Win. (5) Cardinals at (4) Rams - Cardinals Win. I can't tell you exactly why these teams will win but I'll hint that it is for money, the Jesuits, or witches. I leave you with the next round matchups for brevity's sake. AFC (6) Patriots @ (1) Titans (4) Bengals @ (2) Chiefs NFC (5) Cardinals @ (1) Packers (3) Cowboys @ (2) Buccaneers |
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Best part about all these theories is that it is nearly impossible to be wrong since you create them after the event happens vs laying the groundwork ahead of time.
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Gisele being capable of altering the path of a football is something YOU implied, therefore that's your universe. I don't give a good goddamn what you believe in nor have i ridiculed you for any of it. I am merely asking you to, within the rules of the world you believe in, state your predictions. You've allotted yourself a helluva Ace card by allowing divine intervention into your theories. Great. I don't care. That's a nice tool you have there in your Rigged box. "God Mode" so to speak. Now how about you put that tool to use and predict this week's outcomes. Then maybe we could test all these competing theories against each other and see which one holds water over another. |
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Rosicrucianism and other have no such figurehead...at least in a physical manifestation. Hasn't your true story education on the esoteric arts already made this distinction clear? Sheesh...careful who you call "stupid" when discussing topics you superficially pretend to understand. |
Anyway...back to that Blackmagic pussy. Where does one find that?
Asking for myself. |
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Get on with your bad authoritarian self...little emperor. Run this thread with an iron fist of betting futility... |
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https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...4&postcount=59 |
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Come on fruit loop, lay it out there.
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(5) Raiders at (4) Bengals: Bengals Win. Some rising NFL stars to highlight and sell a bunch of jerseys. Also need something for state of Ohio to watch. (6) Patriots at (3) Bills: Bills Win. Patriots don't offer much in terms of excitement. Bills have shown they can go toe-to-toe with the Chiefs, which would be a marquee match-up. (7) Steelers at (2) Chiefs: Chiefs Win. Steelers advancing to next round would not be Cinderella, it would just be sad. NFC (7) Eagles at (2) Buccaneers: Buccaneers Win. For whatever reason the NFL seems to think people want to watch Tom Brady play football. We should all boycott watching this game to send a message. (6) 49ers at (3) Cowboys: Cowboys Win. This one was the most difficult, both teams have great markets and plenty of fans. Cowboys are more star-studded though. Bucs/Cowboys will be a ratings bonanza. (5) Cardinals at (4) Rams: Rams Win. Take this one to the bank. There's only one L.A. team in the tournament and they will be propped up in whatever way is necessary. The only reason they might not win it all is that sooner or later they have to play Tom Brady. DIVISIONAL ROUND: AFC (4) Bengals @ (1) Titans (3) Bills @ (2) Chiefs NFC (4) Rams @ (1) Packers (3) Cowboys @ (2) Buccaneers |
Refs will try to keep games close, but good teams will overcome bad officiating.
otherwise, most of this is all nonsense. |
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I think that's the first time I've ever used the word "seething" in my vocabulary. Did I do it right? |
I do believe the NFL is rigged. Chiefs are obviously the best team. No one can beat us in a fair fight going forward.
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Shit or get off the pot. |
I hope they dont try to gift Ben a SB like they did Jerome Bettis.
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Pats over Bills
Chiefs over Steelers Bengals over Raiders Rams over Cards Bucs over Eagles 49ers over Cowboys |
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Someone get Taco and BEP in here to explain this shit. We need someone more level headed to explain it.
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I believe seething characterizes intense anger. I don't have the best hold of the English language either, though. So what the **** do I know? |
Two Weeks ago - Nobody wants to play the all of sudden red hot Colts in the Playoffs.
Two Weeks ago - Steelers need a lot of things to go their way to make the playoffs. Two Weeks ago - Chance of the Raiders making the playoffs 10% Two Weeks ago - Chiefs are on their way to the #1 seed. Two Weeks ago - ???????? |
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(5) Raiders at (4) Bengals - Raiders in an upset. Mac cosmetics has deep ties with Raider nation. Just enough to pull the upset. (6) Patriots at (3) Bills - Patriots. Happy endings and happy human trafficking all over FLA next week. (7) Steelers at (2) Chiefs - Steelers. Straight rig. NFC (7) Eagles at (2) Buccaneers - Eagles win on a late FG. Tough economy has been a drag on the adrenochrome industry causing Tom to wither like a apple in the sun. (6) 49ers at (3) Cowboys - 9’ers. NFL rig. NFL hates JJ. No, not flat earth JJ. ( 5) Cardinals at (4) Rams - Rams by 25. Of course these results are totally dependent upon how deep the Central Bank, Rothchild’s, and Illuminati have their collective tentacles in this playoff scenario. |
Bengals: I'm not telling you.
Bills: I'm not your mother. Bucs: Screw you. 49ers: Get your own answers. Rams: League circles. Chiefs/Steelers: If the Chiefs win, they will host a game next weekend. NFL execs are aware of this, it's their ace card. |
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I think this would be a fun experiment to do next season. I'll pick games at random and if anyone can pick games at a significantly higher success rate than me, then I'll concede that the NFL is rigged.
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the pro-riggers don't pick games. they just explain after the games how everything happened exactly according to a very carefully planned and highly scripted scheme.
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I'd do it myself but I'd be biased. surely there's one person who is willing to try. |
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