Passes to Chiefs Draft Party: Make your Case
 

Chiefs are having a draft party Friday at 5pm at Arrowhead. My Chiefs rep guy sent me four passes. I gave two of them to FDE, and have two left. I PMed 007 and Beavischief who said they were interested, but neither replied.

I'll give them to you free on three conditions:

1) You and your guest don't make asses out of yourselves;
2) If they draft offense of the first pick, you must yell out "DAMNIT CARL!!!"
3) Like the Godfather, Someday I will call on you for a favor.

I'll need your real name and email to forward the passes, as the Chiefs require that to check your ID when you show up. PM me if you want them and why you would be the best choice for the tickets. I'll decide by 2pm today.

welp, I'm out.

#1 is just too unreasonable.

Will they frown upon me wearing zubaz speedos?

I figured that stipulation would thin the herd significantly.

#4 If the guys from the 2013 draft gif are there, you must get a picture with them and post on CP.

It sounds like a lot of fun. And my daughter goes to her mother's this weekend, which frees me up. I can go. Either I can take both and bring one of my buddies, or I could take one and leave the other for another CPer if they want to go.

um if there is alcohol does that make #1 null and void? If so I would love to go

Seems like #'s 1 and 2 would be in direct conflict.

Unlike last year's fan of the draft, I keep my cigars lit.

FTR, 007 works overnights. So that means he is probably asleep. I'll see if I can let him know about this.

Make sure to PM me your real name and email if you want to be considered. The Chiefs will check your ID to make sure you are who you are when you show up.

I'll suck your dick for them

He will suck your dick, even for no passes.

I just really want to suck a dick

LMAO