Does passing impacted stool hurt as bad as they say?
 

I just found out I have some impacted stool. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the GI doc too. That really can't help.

It does hurt. Impacted stool kind of "helicopters" its way out of your rectum. Really messy.

Playing QB for the Chiefs seems to help get it out.

Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.

Do you need some sort of special adapter? A garden hose is too small and it might fall out.

LMAO

Should I merge this with the anal canal thread? You're pretty much just throwing the car into drive from reverse.

Not as painful as watching the Chiefs...

Rectum? It nearly killed him.

Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.

some call it mess, some call it decoration

Only if you like the deer that just got hit by a semi look.