ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

So what you just got to do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats, run through them, just knock them out - boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like 10 or 20 of them hood rats, now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.

She was a ho...........fo shooooooooooo.

Donger

08-01-2008 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883884)

or just tell her "take that shit off". seriously.

God no. I love taking bras and panties off women. Always have. It's highly erotic.

The Franchise

08-01-2008 02:16 PM

So are we talking about girl #1 or girl #2 here?

Mr. Flopnuts

08-01-2008 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4883903)

So are we talking about girl #1 or girl #2 here?

Both.

J Diddy

08-01-2008 02:16 PM

who else would die laughing if she showed up and she was 350 pounds named Steve

Hammock Parties

08-01-2008 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4883905)

who else would die laughing if she showed up and she was 350 pounds named Steve

me

before running

sedated

08-01-2008 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4883902)

God no. I love taking bras and panties off women. Always have. It's highly erotic.

it frightened (and frustrated) the hell out of me until I learned how to do it properly. now its a skill I love showing off.

(I'm referring to the bra, not the panties. I'm somewhat upset that my current g/f never wears panites.)

Donger

08-01-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883918)

it frightened (and frustrated) the hell out of me until I learned how to do it properly. now its a skill I love showing off.

Yeah, I remember the first time I tried on a real female. She was laying on top of me, and I had only practiced while facing the clasp, not around the back without being able to see. I fumbled around a few times and she finally sat up and did it herself, bless her.

Hammock Parties

08-01-2008 02:22 PM

goin to practice

bogey

08-01-2008 02:22 PM

Given that he hasn't had any response from either one lately, I fear this thread may be moot. He should definitely consider one last correspondence to both of them. Personally, I would jump on whichever one responds first. A bird in the hand and all. Bottom line, he wants to get laid, yes? If he doesn't get response, how about coaching him into how to pick up a girl in a bar? GoChiefs, have you ever tried to pick up a girl in a bar?

The Franchise

08-01-2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4883931)

Most appreciative girls will know when to jump in and help out. A true bitch is a girl who gets annoyed when you can't do it. That's when you pull out the SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS!

Donger

08-01-2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883933)

goin to practice

Bra or condom? Both? If both, do one at a time.

bogey

08-01-2008 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4883936)

Bra or condom? Both? If both, do one at a time.

ROFL