Raise your hand if you're smarter than John Dorsey and Andy Reid
 

*raises hand*

**** any and everybody who has ever asked me, "Where's your NFL team, bro?" when I gave a passionate football opinion.

I may not have years of NFL experience or know the first thing about coaching. I may not know jack shit about filling out a roster with quality talent.

But I DO know what a failure of an NFL team looks like. And with this trade, Dorsey and Reid have just presented to me a failure of an NFL team.

And had I been GM, the Chiefs would still have their INCREDIBLY valuable 2nd round pick. They would have all their 2014 draft picks. And they wouldn't be forced to let Albert go and draft Joeckel all in the name of "draft value."

Geno Smith or Matt Barkley may bust out of the NFL. But I'll be damned if I'm going to watch this team build around retread game managing shitasses, and then pat them on the back for doing their best. They're not doing their best. They're not willing to risk their careers on doing things the right way. They're scared pussies who want job security. 7-9 gets you job security, so that's why we're shooting for 7-9.

I'm going to go impregnate my wife right now. I'll bet you by the time my son or daughter is old enough to vote this ****ing trainwreck of a team STILL won't have their shit together.

First.

In general the collective wisdom of CP is smart enough not to **** it up this bad.


I could do better than Pioli. And so far, I can do better than Reid/Dorsey

I will think so unless Alex Smith suddenly doubles (or even 1.5x) his YPG and comes to KC and leads this team to glory

I know I'm smart enough to know Alex Smith is a flaming pile of fail.

Did we lose our second rounder or swap?

Oh, and...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0v3rQH481qej7pq.gif

2nd this year and 3rd next year with qualifiers to make it a 2nd next year. No swap. AFAIK.

WHY DOES IT MATTER IF IT WAS A SWAP?

Our 2nd round pick is 2 picks from being a FIRST.

Their 2nd round pick is 2 picks from being a THIRD.

Today is a sad day for sure. I have one foot over the ledge. The only thing holding me back is the ever so slight, and I mean faintest of possibilities, that they still take a QB with the first pick. That is my last hope for a productive offseason and until then I will stay with one foot on the ledge although fully expecting to have to make the leap.

In.

Smarter than Fat Walrus.

A ****ing second round pick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother **** both of your coach and GM.