It ain't pickin'.

You suck.

Lol. Fixed. Michael Schoefield has been signed to help Zeke on a Prison Break!

yup i just did that and i hate myself but **** it

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LMAO This is hilarious. Sorry, Lew!

I actually set and locked my draft board last night but apparently it didn’t register. Plus, it took Germain Ifedi but I had removed him from my board a couple days ago.. so, some shenanigans are taking place.

And against all odds, I believe I have assembled a credible offense.

QB: Fitzmagic (he's got a year in him)

HB: Dalvin Cook and Kerryon Johnson

WR: JuJu, Corey Davis, Curtis Samuel, Christian Kirk

TE: Chris Herndon

OL: Tunsil, Thuney, Morse, Long, Waddle

It's not the most explosive offense in the league (yet), but there's a lot of offensive depth there and a metric shitload of raw talent. I loved seeing Herndon continue to slide. Gase is gonna lean heavily on him and Darnold seemed to be getting very comfortable with him. Sure, he's gonna miss a couple of games with that DUI next year, but meh.

I think I have one of the top 5-6 overall teams in the league. I just hate being in this savage !@#$ing division. All 4 teams are capable of knocking each other off and that's gonna make the WC slots that much harder go to get.

Finally Eli comes off the board

Your corners aren’t stopping Evans.

Evans has the turning radius of a cargo plane.

I'll just stick Derwin on him. Won't even need to shade him - just single him up with my friggen strong safety.

Bradberry does in real life

Kelce likes that idea.

Game planning isn’t that detailed though....

Fine, I supposed I could stop dicking around and let Marlon and Hooker work on him. James can handle Kelce and Ward can...rest, I guess. I mean I'll probably just give him some time off and send Artie Burns out there to cover {checks notes} Robbie. Anderson.

I mean damn Clay, for a team built around your offense, yours kinda sucks.

Bollocks. Robby Anderson is essentially a deep threat WR3 with Kelce on the field.

And with my OL and Kareem...pick your poison.

It’s a pity the sim doesn’t account for height. My top 3 receivers are giants.

By 'pick your poison' you mean actually stripe the highway that we'll run through Marcus Cannon on the way to your immobile QB? If we can convince CD to give us halftime breaks, I'll make sure to swap them around a bit so Myles and Yannick can share the wealth.

I mean way to match a noodle-armed QB with a jump ball receiver who can't get separation and a....Robby Anderson.