The formula for a good time? How about uranium, whiskey and a rattlesnake?
 

I really don’t have much else to add.

https://www.nola.com/news/crime_poli...c0c44a2bc.html

Oklahoma man had uranium, whiskey and rattlesnake in stolen car at time of arrest: report
BY MICHELLE HUNTER | Staff writerJul 11, 2019 - 2:01 pm
A routine traffic stop in Guthrie, Okla., took an unusual turn when police discovered a bottle of whiskey, a canister of radioactive uranium, a rattlesnake and a gun in a stolen vehicle, KOKO-TV reported.

Stephen Jennings, 41, was driving through a neighborhood on the morning of June 26 when a Guthrie police officer pulled him over for an expired tag. Passenger Rachel Rivera was in the front seat, but the officer spotted a Timber rattlesnake in a terrarium on the backseat.

Though Jennings admitted there was an unpermitted pistol in the center console, a search of the car turned up an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey and a canister of yellow powder they later learned was radioactive uranium. Jennings and Rivera were arrested, though the charges from police do not include anything related to the snake or the uranium.

Read the full report at www.koko.com

How the **** did he get the Uranium?

****ing Clintons will sell to anyone these days!

The power of rattlesnakes should never be underestimated.

Kentucky Deluxe. Only the best.........

Should this have been posted in the boubon thread?

They both have a nice glow to them...

Lew Dog would be a real good time with those big muscles and squats that he does

Have you been to a yard sale in OK? This is merely the impulse stuff near the change box.

I obviously need to get out more.

Hopefully the radiation rendered them both impotent.

Go out with a shovel in Colorado or Utah and you can get small quantities of uranium. It's not enriched, so it has no true danger, unless you start eating it.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I hope that Rachel was a stripper. Because this story needs that.

I met a stripper named Cinnamon recently. Swore it was her real name, and I tend to believe her.

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