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teedubya 08-27-2007 06:34 PM

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend
 
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

Silock 08-27-2007 06:35 PM

I don't know who's dumber... the younger brother or the chick.

KCChiefsMan 08-27-2007 06:36 PM

could that be considered rape in any form?

Donger 08-27-2007 06:36 PM

Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.

Rain Man 08-27-2007 06:37 PM

Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

cookster50 08-27-2007 06:38 PM

Hmmm, don't we all know a Clayton???? Perhaps that is why GoChiefs hasn't been around, he up and moved to the UK........

teedubya 08-27-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

ROFL

JimNasium 08-27-2007 06:38 PM

The story was accurate with one glaring exception. Clayton doesn't have a brother....it was actually his sister that helped him out.

Silock 08-27-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
could that be considered rape in any form?

Yes.

Archie F. Swin 08-27-2007 06:42 PM

now that's humility

Archie F. Swin 08-27-2007 06:44 PM

There's a much easier solution to this....just get married

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-27-2007 06:45 PM

What is this the 3rd, maybe 4th day with no gochiefs? I'm so giddy I've lost count.

Eleazar 08-27-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
Clayton Wendler ...girlfriend.

:BS:

Dunit35 08-27-2007 06:46 PM

Isn't Gochiefs Clayton Wendler?

ChiefaRoo 08-27-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by runnercyclist
Who new Chiefaroo = Clayton Wendler????

Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Eleazar 08-27-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

Maybe your brother was the one having all the fun? :hmmm:

FAX 08-27-2007 06:50 PM

Taco Johned.

FAX

runnercyclist 08-27-2007 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo
Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Wow, another brilliant post. Who writes your material?

You need to stick to losing at poker.

Phobia 08-27-2007 07:09 PM

This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Skip Towne 08-27-2007 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me
What is this the 3rd, maybe 4th day with no gochiefs? I'm so giddy I've lost count.

Nice, ain't it. I have no idea what is going on at WPI. I like it that way.

ChiefaRoo 08-27-2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by runnercyclist
Wow, another brilliant post. Who writes your material?

You need to stick to losing at poker.

Here's another one for ya'. Poker, I hardly know her. ROFL I crack myself up. heh.

Skip Towne 08-27-2007 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo
Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Your moped would never make it.

RJ 08-27-2007 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium
The story was accurate with one glaring exception. Clayton doesn't have a brother....it was actually his sister that helped him out.



His sister has a larger penis?

ChiefaRoo 08-27-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Your moped would never make it.

Good one Skip. :)

Demonpenz 08-27-2007 08:09 PM

He probably ****ed her with his right man titty

Wa-Z 08-27-2007 08:09 PM

Why are the names different from the link?

JimNasium 08-27-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ
His sister has a larger penis?

I read it on WPI.

Simplex3 08-27-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium
I read it on WPI.

Probably the most credible information they've ever posted.

OctoberFart 08-27-2007 09:05 PM

As soon as GOQUEER and girlfriend were in same sentence it completely gave it away as a bad joke.

teedubya 08-27-2007 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wa-Z
Why are the names different from the link?

I don't know. It might be that the Chiefsplanet filter just knows when to substitute his name into situations.

Smart filter, i guess.

:)

88TG88 08-27-2007 09:24 PM

goatse has 49,999 posts. He's planning something big.

Iowanian 08-28-2007 06:32 AM

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

teedubya 08-28-2007 08:54 AM

Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?

teedubya 01-26-2009 06:49 PM

I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh

bevis369 01-26-2009 07:55 PM

:rolleyes::doh!:

Alec R 01-28-2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 4168854)
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

Quote:

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ... 15 posts - Last post: Aug 27, 2007
Clayton Wendler was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. ...
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Bugeater 01-28-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec R (Post 5432798)
I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:



http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

kstater 01-28-2009 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5432816)
Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

LMAO

Ultra Peanut 01-28-2009 06:23 AM

There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

teedubya 02-08-2009 04:06 PM

This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh

Hammock Parties 02-08-2009 04:10 PM

This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

1. Largest Penis
Who:
Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/...30d47a07_o.jpg
Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.
The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.



Look at this huge NSFW dick!

http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg

kstater 02-08-2009 04:14 PM

No, you're not gay or anything. NTTAWWT

Hammock Parties 02-08-2009 04:16 PM

Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

Donger 02-08-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5469840)
Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

Hammock Parties 02-08-2009 04:40 PM

Apparently his dingus radiates heat.

Gracie Dean 02-08-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5469867)
That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

bwhaha


didn't see that one comingROFL

Ultra Peanut 02-08-2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5433008)
There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

Got burrrried.

JuicesFlowing 02-08-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4169003)
This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Sounds like it could be an episode of Seinfeld. George Costanza lives on.

StcChief 06-28-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 4168871)
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

lol LMAO

MarkDavis'Haircut 08-29-2022 10:27 PM

This story had become relevant considering recent threads in the Lounge.

TripleThreat 08-29-2022 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4168869)
Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.

How pleased was she? Did she touch herself to it afterwards? Was the fantasy replayed in a different way? Was a video taken? Do you have said video? Does she live close to you?

BryanBusby 08-29-2022 11:11 PM

LMAO

SuperBowl4 08-30-2022 12:01 AM

I thought Philadelphia was the city of Brotherly Love.

rabblerouser 08-31-2022 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4169786)
So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

That's exactly what someone with a 14 incher would say.

I guess my advice to someone with a smaller member (not that anyone who posts here would ever suffer from such affliction) would be to get really good at eating pussy.

scho63 08-31-2022 05:33 AM

Did this first start in Belize?

BigRichard 08-31-2022 08:44 AM

I tried to enter "Mypenis" as the password for my bank account... it told me error... not long enough.

scho63 08-31-2022 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 16437744)
I tried to enter "Mypenis" as the password for my bank account... it told me error... not long enough.

Try: My12inchpenis

That should work

htismaqe 08-31-2022 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16438085)
Try: My12inchpenis

That should work

Simple alphanumeric. You need special characters and shit to make it more complex.

Something like this:

My12inchB==D


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