****Official KC Royals vs Texas Rangers---April 23rd, 2017****
 

Kansas City
Royals
7-10


Texas
Rangers
8-10


KC: Hammel (0-1 , 4.60 ERA) TEX: Darvish (1-2 , 3.28 ERA)

God damn, we have to face Darvish.

Lineup

W Merrifield 2B
M Moustakas DH
J Bonifacio CF
E Hosmer 1B
C Cuthbert 3B
A Gordon LF
A Escobar SS
B Moss RF
D Butera C

C Gomez CF
S Choo DH
N Mazara RF
E Andrus SS
R Odor 2B
R Rua 1B
J Gallo 3B
R Chirinos C
J Profar LF

Hoping Bonifacio in the 3 hole is the suppository this constipated offense needs.

Total shit lineup today. No Perez, no Cain.

"We're a lot better than we're showing." Really, are you sure? We suck at the plate, there's just no denying that.

so we've finally put Merrifield at one and moved Gordons piece of ****ing shit down which is good. But you leave Moose at 2 still? Ned you make me want to kill myself

"These are all correctable..." Only if you care to. So let's hope they're doing, and saying, different things behind closed doors.

Hud, being out of positive things to say about this laughable joke of an offense, is now praising their at-bats when they get out

Moose starting to play by the swing at first pitch for a ground out, theory

So Ned sits Cain, one of the only guys drawing walks and getting hits, but keeps both Hos and Gordon in the lineup. And bats Bonafacio #3?

W

in

the

F???

we got our hit out of the way in the first inning, good thing thats over with

Time for Hos to ground out to 2nd....

TRIPLE A IS CALLIN' YA HOS

LMAO


JFC It's like clock work...and he did it on the first ****ing pitch at that!

Best swing of the entire week.