-- Dear Jody Fortson
 

Hello Jody Fortson, I wanted to tell you that I'm messaging you on Facebook to let you know that you were one of my favorite 'up and cuming' players on my all-time favorite team the KC Chiefs! Additionally I am proud of all the success you have had and wish you nothing but the fastest recovery ever! Also, my very favorite website on the internet is www.chiefsplanet.com all my friends over there wish you nothing but the best. PS, you have a nice smile, and you know what they say about that!...? ...Anyhow, Godspeed to you and in the mean-time get the nose in that playbook. Future is looking better each passing day. Get well!

Simply Red on www.chiefsplanet for Mr. Jody Fortson from my friends + me <3


Screen cap of his profile.

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This is nice. You seem simply nice Simply Red.

I also wish nice things and recovery for Jody Fortson as he plays for mine and Simply Reds favorite team the Kansas City Chiefs.

VERY NICE!!! I wish JODY well in his recovery, seems like a sweetheart!

If Jody were able to run, now would be the time.

Run from SR creepin…

Get well Jody :thumb:

vomit

You didn't actually correspond with a player for the Chiefs with reference to his ejaculate. . . .

Please reassure us. . .

:rolleyes:

I had no idea he was white...

Oh God, there's stickers

Good work! And thank you for taking the lead in such matters...

If he is willing to FaceTime, I wrote him a song. This is my own work, so no need to Google and see if this is from another song. You won’t find anything, so it isn’t worth your time to check. Anyway, it goes like this:

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight.

I hope he likes it!

This type of fan interaction is why players love KC. Thank you, Simply Red!

Thank you for being so nice to my Adopt-A-Chief, SR!!

Has he dropped his number to you?!

ISLE DRUNK TO THAT!