*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread
 

All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.

Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?

The only true advise you could give, would be on masturbation

4 asterisks on each side, n00b.

What happened to your signature ''Chiefsplanet Interviews Thread''®©™? why did you quit doing those?

You must be high.

Not really.

Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?

ROFL Classic

Not unlike marlboro chief doing a thread on racial sensitivity, TJ and BEP on the postives of Karl Marx, or recxjake on the virtues of Toyota.

And likely, far less enlightening.

Have you tried the European grip?

Also, "stranger" is a fun game. Sit in your hand of choice until it becomes numb. Proceed.

my sheep doll
is starting smell really funky

you are a sick jerk who gets kicked off of other boards so you come crawling back and think you are all that? YOu need to get out and have a real life you ahole

Goatse told your man to try sticking it in your butt when you rolled over didn't he? :shake: That one never goes over well.

Official how not to get laid thread

the best advice is not to take advice