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htismaqe 05-20-2014 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10639628)
Spinach FTW!
Boo Berry cereal FTW!

htismaqe 05-20-2014 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640101)
As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.
Just wait until you realize what magnesium citrate does AFTER you go.

Mosbonian 05-20-2014 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 10640096)
Or you are drinking too much grape soda...
Found this one out when I was a kid....scared the green crap out of me.

lcarus 05-20-2014 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10640164)
why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
It's from overuse of that hook shaped dildo he's been using to tickle his prostate. Damn it Clay. I told you that thing would make your poops looks weird.

okoye35chiefs 05-20-2014 07:33 AM
you should call it "casseling".....

gblowfish 05-20-2014 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10640093)
God damn it. I can't believe I actually just saw a picture of Clay's shit.
You couldn't pay me enough to open that photo. No way.

htismaqe 05-20-2014 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10640346)
You couldn't pay me enough to open that photo. No way.
No kidding.

What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits. ROFL

gblowfish 05-20-2014 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10639348)
Look on the bright side, after wiping your bung hole raw and your finger pokes through the toilet paper you will no longer be a virgin.
Hershey Squirts leads to that debilitating, uncomfortable sensation known as "Tangy Asshole."

ThaVirus 05-20-2014 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10639598)
Grape soda?


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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 10640096)
Or you are drinking too much grape soda...

Heh.

I thought these were black jokes until I read Mosbonian's post.

srvy 05-20-2014 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10640347)
No kidding.

What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits. ROFL
Substitute the vomit for the turd and its somthing like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betKv46GB4

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 09:23 AM
I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10640163)
That's actually not as bad as I expected. I bet it was the consistency of a piece of rebar though. Did you cry when it came out? How's your butt? Did it tear?
It was actually not painful at all. I've been downing stool softeners like M&Ms since Friday.

htismaqe 05-20-2014 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640405)
I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.

Simply Red 05-20-2014 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640407)
It was actually not painful at all. I've been downing stool softeners like M&Ms since Friday.
pls airmail leftover pain pills ASAP.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10640408)
The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
I had two fried eggs, some baked beans and an apple for breakfast.

My soul is prepared.


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