Matt Cancel
 

Okay so I've resisted posting this until now and debated whether or not to fuel the fire of hatred toward him, but I'm really shocked that someone else hasn't given him this nickname yet.

Matt Cancel, as in
Matt Cancelanyhopeofasuperbowlwin
Matt Cancelmyseasontickets

I've been one of his biggest defenders and started a couple of threads about it: Trent Green & Matt Cassel, get off Cassel's back and Cassel, some numbers.

LOL-O-MATIC

How bout Matt Sackel

You want to know why no one has made up and posted that nickname before?

Because it really kinda sucks.

I see your Cancel and raise you:

SCOTT EGOLI

It's a solid effort.

But it rolls off the tongue about as efficiently as a football rolls off the fingertips of our sack of ****ing shit "franchise" QB.

Matt Ca$hhole.

Flatt Cassel

coined by JDub.

better than the OP

"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."

I've been calling him Matt Casshole since around week 4.

LOL!

That's not at all how our super secret bash the Chiefs and the Patrifying of the Chiefs meetings go.

Yea I heard you guys clean eachothers taints with pickels and then eat it. Is that true?

ROFL

That should be the motto for ChiefsPlanet....

How perfect was that?