Gift ideas needed!
 

My dad is turning 70 on Friday. I am usually one of the best gift givers around, regardless of whether is cheap or expensive. For some reason I'm drawing a total blank, and I'm running out of time!

Chiefs fan, post office retiree, and plays golf.

No, I'm not getting him a Chiefs putter cover or golf towel or something. He already has that stuff, and I'm thinking something better with it being his 70th birthday.

Any gift ideas in the $100-200 range? Is there a super nice golf course somewhere that I could buy him a round to play with some of his buddies?

I broke down and asked him what he wanted, and he said, "To be 60 again." Since I can't do that, I've got to think of something.

Hooker

Get him a nice Benchmade or Spyderco pocket knife and have the Arrowhead logo laser engraved on the blade.

There are a bunch of nice courses in the Branson area. Some may exceed your budget.

Payne’s Valley
Ozark National
Buffalo Ridge
Top of the Rock (Par 3 course)

And bourbon.

Looked at Top of the Rock, and it's $150 for 4 players. It's definitely being considered. :)

$100-200. You guys must have a low standard for hookers, especially if you are suggesting bourbon, too.

Take him to a range that has full auto weapons. He'll feel even younger than 60 again.

You still in Springfield?

http://ozarkmachinegun.com/

a hooker and a coffin

I was going to suggest a round of golf somewhere, but you already had it on your list.

Since you mentioned Top of the Rock..... me & a bunch of guys are headed to Big Cedar next year for a golf trip. There are 5 course there ranging in price, but from what I've been told, are all worth the cost to play.

Payne's Valley - $325 per person; 19 hole course
Ozark National - $250 per person; 18 hole course
Buffalo Ridge - $175 per person; 18 hole course
Top of The Rock - $150 per person; 9 hole course
Mountain Top - $95 per person; 13 hole short course

Candlesticks always make a nice gift.

Had no clue you knew a current rate for a hooker :hmmm:

They make a very nice Chiefs golf bag with a built in cooler that has been on my wish list for a couple years. Other than that, I'd go with hookers and blow

Hope Solo’s butthole.

Buy him $100 worth of lottery tickets. Then if he wins he will buy you a house and car.