THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...o9qpkneINa__TX
Of course, neither do they pass or catch or block or tackle or cover or sack....or cover punts or kickoffs. |
It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.
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I will use this thread to make dastardly comparisons as to what it may be like to be a Chiefs fan
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Matt Cassel wouldn't be one of the "right 53" unless you were talking about a gang bang starring 90210 cast rejects.
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Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.
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Watching the Chiefs is as much fun as removing all of your teeth with a jackhammer
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Oh yeah?
Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox. |
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Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic
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"hey guys, last week's play was unacceptable. We have players that need to make plays and they did some good things I thought and next weeks' game we are going to ask them to make plays, as coaches we were looking at X's and o's and then I got to thinking about something else, because the O's remind me of something
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...1nnbZdYFxlJGJQ So as you can see, the reason we've been blown out is we've been game planning O's vs O's and forgot all about the X's." /coach Dunkin |
The Chiefs are so serious about winning that today, I witnessed 2 white running backs on the field at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME.
Apparently the glazed are Offense as seen above. |
Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.
I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it. One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth. I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs |
If Cleveland Fans are suffering a "Factory of Sadness" Chief fans are naked and strapped into some contraption in the green room of SAW XII.
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Let it all out. Have a good cry.
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If Chuck Noland had been a Chiefs fan instead of a Titans fan, he'd have gotten back to the states, saw today's game and swam back to the island without his ball.
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