How friggin Cold are you?
 

Here in the Texas panhandle 6 degrees all day. Headed for -7 to -10 by Monday.

6-12 inches snow tomorrow/Monday

had to call every tenant to make sure they keep water running or they'll be SOL for a week.

THANK GOD I don't have to deal with the Hog farm any more. I feel for the livestock producers. They earn their money in a big way!

Those bastard on the border trying to check in are ****ed in their short sleeve shirts. LOL

My balls have been in my abdomen for a week now.

Here in the tropics its chilly! I had to switch from tank tops to tshirts to keep warm! I'm even putting socks on around the house! :eek:

I walked outside in my shorts today.

Saw someone with the top down on a convertable

That takes balls. Do you still have them?
Or did they freeze off?
Been negative temps fir 9 days here

OFFICIAL MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART:
60 ABOVE: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.

45 ABOVE: Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans sunbathe.

32 ABOVE: Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior water gets thicker.

20 ABOVE: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

15 ABOVE: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans lick the flagpole.

40 BELOW: The Iditarod is postponed. The Twins start spring training.

55 BELOW: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 BELOW: Mt. St. Helen freezes. People in Minnesota rent some videos.

100 BELOW: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 BELOW: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start saying........"Cold nuff for ya?"

500 BELOW: Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl!!!!

I did not say for how long.

It was sunny. Low wind. just dont do it for a long time

Was 86 here today.

-10 here but we've had lows in the -20s and haven't been above zero in like 5 days. Yes, I also take the garbage out, etc. in my shorts. Lived in ND my whole life, just the way it is.

0 right now. But it got down to 4 below last night. Also got about 10" of snow overnight. Supposed to get more tonight. Fun fun. ;)

Not even close to what 2013-2014 was like.

Biked ~ 15mi East from Huntington Beach Pier into Newport Beach and Balboa for a bite of lunch. 65 ish...with a wind chill.

California sucks.

ROFL

I haven't been outside today. Don't plan to go outside tomorrow either. Monday is still up for debate.

I curse my ancestors for settling in this God forsaken shithole

When I woke up it was -22 here at the house. It has warmed up to a steamy -7.

Tonight they are calling for -24 with -40 wind chills. Tomorrow's high, -6 with wind chills of -40 to -45. This crap has been going on for a couple of weeks. It's the coldest stretch I can remember for several years, decades to be honest. FINALLY the coldest stuff is going to move on next week with a high Tuesday of 28, which is going to feel like a tropical breeze after the stuff. I may have to dig out some shorts, the keens and a beater.