My take on the "situation"
 

I know just from the few times I've watched Jersey shore, this has been discussed to the point of ad nauseam...However, and with that said, I'm going to give my angle on this whole doucher.

First off, a broke dick Pauly D is better than a 100% Mike "the Situation". Sorry Situation, but its true, you've had 3 years to prove yourself to this audience. I don't know what MTV sees in him, but its clearly not the same thing us fans have had to witness over that time period.

Another thing I don't think a lot of people are taking into consideration here...when it comes to Situation "picking" a woman, he is probably going to go with the woman that he thinks has the smallest boobs. That is not Snooki. Lets not forget that Snooki was a good friend of his last year that gave 7 BJs in a row before they went to Italy. Sure, they ended the season on a high note, but they are not a good team.

I am having a hard time trying to stay optimistic when the outlook for this douchebag has never looked worse in the past few years.

Ok so which jersey shore member is peyton?
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Jwow?

jwow

lol

The Situation is so greasy
His tadpoles swiming in his bellybutton are sprouting legs

she looks really hot and you want her and got to have her and you do anything and give up everything to get her and then she gets drunk and pukes all over you

Hey, isn't that Slappy Pistachio???

she looks really hot but when you get up close she is all old and used up

Some guy named "the situation" was on the Trump roast on Comedy Central and was practically booed off the stage.... not sure anyone could try being less funny. I'm not much for watching train wrecks, but damn, it was hilariously brutal.

The joke had to be on him...nobody has ever thought he was funny and he is almost universally hated.

If anyone lives near Loochy hit him for me please.

It looks like we've got a situation here!

#misleadingthreadtitle/banhim/CPreeruns

wtf is going on in here?