-- Review Brah takes a closer look at Wendy's Swiss Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
 

I think these were regionally available 4th quarter 2016.

I never saw them offered here in the Southeast.

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In central KS, they offered it as an option for the "4 for $4" meal.

Anymore, I mostly eat Wendy's burgers as McDonald's burgers have gotten nasty...not the kind of nasty that you know is nasty but can eat anyway, but the kind of nasty that makes you regret not getting some chicken nuggets...or going somewhere else.

I love watching those food review videos but this kid puts me to sleep. lol

which may be just what you NEED right now ;) - Dan Bell's 'dead mall' series' on YT put me to sleep. Works better than any PM medication :P

I agree on McDonald's aside from my twice per year Big mac visit.

I still go there for their chicken, fries, breakfast sandwiches and McFlurries, but the burgers are bad. The meat itself is spiced differently or something.

The other day, I tried their "pick 2" triple cheeseburger or some shit. Meat was as expected, but the buns were dry...like freezer-burnt microwaved dry. Never missed a Wendy's burger so bad in my life.

Funny McDonald's used to be the most consistent FF place when we were all kids - now it's pretty much garbage, I DO like their standard canadian bacon mcmuffin - but I usually order two of them - and they're like $9 or something absurd - too much for what they are in my opinion.

That's what's funny about fast food. They always market themselves as a cheap alternative, but they're not a bargain.

Even if you hit the value menu, you're still paying $7-10 easy. I can have unlimited Chinese or Pizza buffet for similar price.

I do like Sonic, though. Since my average lunch time is around 2-3 p.m., I can get their happy hour discounts, and other restaurants' food quality gets kinda dicey that late *cough* Taco Bell *cough.*

Sonic is good, Taco Bell was dramatically better in the eighties than it is now - if they still incorporated scallions and black olives, those 2 alone would help out their cause - but yeah even their cheese they're using isn't the same, anymore.

Last night or was it Sat. night; I got Chinese Delivery - after tip I paid $20 - but it was literally two or three meals. I ordered the veggie lo mein add double chicken. You're right on the bang for your buck lacking with the fast-food joints.

What's kind of weird about this guy is that he's in his early 20s and his mom still accompanies(drives him?) to these places then sits in passenger seat, out of camera shot.

I still like him, but he's an odd fellow.

Love me some Wendy's. God bless.

Anyone been to Burger King lately, they've seriously reduced the meat in their value menu items.

I got a bacon cheese value burger just to grab something quick recently, and I've seen bigger sausage patties on the breakfast menu. About as big around as a silver dollar pancake. Tasted like I was eating a bun with ketchup.

Before long, White Castle burger patties will eclipse them.

For what he is, he is one of the most prestigious food reviewers on YouTube. He has gotten there by being himself, but if he were to read this thread, there are a couple pointers I'd like to give him.

1. I'm telling you all that this guy has balls of steel. He's a fearless -pardon my language- mother****er. This is evident through the placement of a pen in the pocket of a white dress shirt. If that pen leaks his entire day will be ruined! Incredibly fearless and confident of him.
2. Regarding the shirt itself, it's way too big and it's a horrible cut for his body type. Very skinny young man like himself should be looking for slimmer cut shirts. Also, downsize from the large to a medium.. or maybe even try a small.
3. Get some sleeves!!

Guy once you follow these steps you're going to have a monopoly on the food review market! Or you can be yourself, as it has already earned you a large fanbase, but maybe you want to get laid while eating your bacon cheeseburgers?!?

All the best,

C3

But hoo boy, Wendy's double stacks have been my go-to for years. Sometimes they're mediocre pieces of dry square crap (still amazing), and sometimes they're a square of juicy orgasm in the mouth. It all depends, the key is sliding through when they're coming right off the grill- usually late at night.

He doesn't have time for such bullshit distractions, brah.

The man is spun steel.

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Uhhh... WTF? It's a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger with Swiss cheese replacing American cheese. Reinventing the wheel here.....

Howard Hughsesque, probably saves his shit in Ziplocs

This guy bangs

Wendy's is all about the spicy chicken sandwich imho

Any Long John Silver reviews?

Boy are you in luck!

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This video cracked me up. "It's from Biscuitville."

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I have celiac disease, so eating out is always a challenge. If I have to do fast food burgers, BK is my first choice because they don't cook the burgers on a grill where there might be cross contamination and they generally don't cook their fries in the same grease as their breaded items.

My go to is usually to order 2 or 3 double cheese burgers no bun (it gets rung up as "low carb"). A few years ago, they went from two slices of cheese to one and then the last time I went there, I found they had reduced the size of the patties quite a bit. They were tiny and quite a bit smaller than the slice of cheese. Of course, the price isn't smaller.

If I keep going there, I will probably have to start ordering Whopper patties instead. Unfortunately, ordering just patties frequently pops brain cells in the person ringing up the order.

Couldnt agree more, cant even remember how many times I've spent $8-10 at a fast food joint and totally regretted it, thinking to myself "hell, I could've had a house special fried rice and an egg roll for that money instead"

As for review brah, I dunno man, he makes my spidey senses tingle... if pets start going missing in his neighborhood, he'd be the first guy I bring in for questioning

A true staple in American pop culture. Mad love and respect.

That's another thread - It's already been posted on CP, independently

At 9:58, he certainly got good, lasting value out of his $1.19 expenditure.

I definitely like his reviews moreso that that idiot JoeysWorldwhatever. But I don't get the creepy vibe from Reviewbrah. More of a gay vibe that he hasn't come out yet. The Prius, nails and hair just shout the rest out.

Yeah the nails are pretty gross - but Joey is far grosser. at least RB uses napkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt...ature=youtu.be

I HIGHLY recommend this click.

The guy bites into a wing, gives the most Tobey Maguire "woo" I've ever heard and then reaches for his water, a souvenir glass from Hard Rock Cafe, that has a bendy straw that is too short, causing him to try to lip it over the rim of the glass.
10 out of ****ing 10.

Bob Dole just lost all respect. You don't kill the heat with water. You use milk.

Joey needs to quit or change his act. How anyone can enjoy his videos is something I will never understand. I don't know if I hate the woowoos or his fat, ugly face more. And the way he eats is just disgusting.

This kid is an odd duck. It's almost like he time travelled from the mid 1950s. Even his house looks like its from the 50s too.

People go to his videos just so they can read the comments.

Have you ever heard him say Muchacho?

He's back

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I quit going to BK. The stores are usually dirty, the customer service is lackluster, and a few in the county I live in seems to have had a few of them shit down by the health dept. Of course they reopened, but I don't trust them anymore.

I wonder if his mom puts on his makeup.

I honestly think she still goes with him on his reviews.

He's a champion and leader of men.

I think he has some ways to go. I think he really whiffed on the reviews for TB's double stacked tacos.


In this one. He totally missed out on the point of the Spicy Sweet. By his reaction I don't even think he knew what sweet chili sauce was. Calling sweet chili sauce a fancy name for honey. He didn't even think of what TB was going for, a mexican/asian fusion as a change of flavor profile. It should have been pointed out as a good attempt by TB to market to beyond their norm. Poor review overall.

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And the other one he couldn't even tell that sour cream is being passed off as ranch sauce on the Cool Habenero. Something TB should be criticized for.

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I think his overall draw is just his style for a man his age.

AwHEE WHEE WHHEEE WEH WEAHHHHH!!!!!!

he should save some of the money he's using for buying fast food and buy some clothes that actually fit.

he is a sloppy dressed goon, a good tailor would go a long ways

****ing auto-correct

He probably plays Edward Scissor Hands when he jacks off.

Damn CP hates them some review brah.

it's more inexcusable that he thinks in a double decker taco the hard shell is on the outside.

*tailar

Brah got annoyed with how much mayo that BK put on one of the new sandwiches, so he made this gem:

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I think it's purposely part of his gimmick to wear oversized suits. Plus he buys all of them off the clearance rack so fit isn't something he can be picky about. The strange little bastard pulls down about $2k per month with his videos. Not awful for a part time college student.

Its not hate for me at all, theres just something... off putting about his mannerisms and overall look

If his neighbors pets start going missing, they should probably go have a talk with him is all I'm saying :D

I agree to an extent - i admire his efforts though and the fact that he's (at least) not a slob.

I'd definitely rather watch him than watch Eat Dat Pussy cuss and wheeze his way through some Taco Bell

So in that video there's someone in the passenger seat?

I was confused by that too. I've never seen another family member accompany him in one of his videos.

Me either. I think he drives himself from what I can tell?

I like his style and demeanor. I see why he gets a lot of views.

Yeah my main gripe is is his lengthy nails. He uses that channel to pay for school and he's no dummy - he's studying something fairly relevant IIRC.

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He will star in the remake of PeeWees Big Adventure, SR

Smacking dick at the porn shack?

I love that movie! I'm watching the original Silent Hill tonight!

Dayuuuum

Dude I've seen everything, literally.

Oh Pee Wee is gold. You like the Earnest movies??

I did - it's been a LONGGG time since I've seen one!

Remember "Bobby and Chuck" did those heating and air commercials. I can't remember what the product was, but Bobby was on a stationary bike and Chuck said "make'em smoke Bobby"

The dead silence while he eats is a lil off putting

I don't - but I'd like to see it, it may refresh my memory - were they exclusive to KC metro?

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He's the poster boy for a door to door preaching Jehovah's Witness. Maybe he is and he does these food reviews on his lunch breaks.

BK is a disappointment anymore. How it's possible to regret the $1.49 that I just spent on 10 nuggets is beyond me, but BK pulled it off.

And the chicken sandwiches...just a giant breaded pile of meh. Bland lettuce, flavorless yet too much mayo. Not bad enough to stop eating, but bad enough that you're glad to be done.

About the only thing salvageable is their rodeo burgers.

agreed

That Steak N Shake $4 menu is almost unbeatable. Brah does a review of them and gives them a righteous 8.6

a few other things I enjoy from McDonalds 2 or 3 times a year - a nice orange soda w/ a filet-o-fish. :)

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i hate to admit it but after not seeing Joey in a while - he's pretty funny.

"If it makes me happy, it makes me happy and that's just what i'm gonna do"

Hell ****ing yes, man.
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I apologize about my words of his suit on the first or second page of this thread! I was unaware that he was aware of his suit style of choice. However, immediate judgement is seldom accepted. Therefore, I retract my comments and seek forgiveness.

That makes me think he is less of a weirdo and have always liked his effort. Hadn't noticed it until this tread but WTF is with the nails?

some people's idea of too long is off - and vice-versa (I think) buy yeah... a little odd