Texan fan game thread
 

I posted this in the Titans forum thread but thought it deserved its own thread. Having lived in Houston as a Chief fan during the Warren Moon years I wanted to see how the Houston fans reacted to the game. These fans have suffered even more than Chiefs fans, and there’s a huge because Houston vibe with several memorable meltdowns, including the largest in playoff history.

They haven’t seen their team even make the AFCCG since consecutive losses to the Steelers in 78-79 with Dan Pastorini as QB, and not before that (only titles were 60-61 AFL). Despite seven consecutive years of playoffs behind HOFer Moon, they never made it out of the divisional round. Their last shot with Moon was against the Chiefs in 93, the year after the Frank Reich game, when Montana led the Chiefs’ last best playoff comeback until yesterday. The Oilers were a 12-win team coming off the bye. Then the franchise moves to TN and within three years goes to the SB. I feel for these guys.

After last year’s AFCCG, it’s cathartic to be on the other side and see such similar emotions. Page 33 is the Hardman return. Before that they are in as much shock as we were. Within 15 minutes it becomes because Houston and Frank Reich memories. It’s worth a read.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?...303106/page-33

When you guys are done with this, go read the GT from the Mane. Priceless read.

Patsfans was quite entertaining as well.

I’m gonna go check that out.

Mane is classic. Amazing how stupid some of those people are.

One poster tried to say that once KC made it 21-24, it was all from the Texans and BoB screwing up, nothing that KC did.... LMAO

Link??????

I read like 50 pages of that, couldnt stop reading. Most of them were pretty reasonable and had a good idea of what their team was.
NOTHING like a game thread on CP. LOL

I read it...I think it was no more than 7-8 posters in the whole thing and only 26 pages? CP's game threads even in the Herm years were more vibrant. Pretty sad and pathetic...

Most have resorted to hoping that by claiming out loud that KC is going to win the SB this year, it will reverse mojo a KC failure so they can continue their SB smack.

Read it last night. You could feel the disdain through your screen ROFL

OOps. I was thinking patsplanet. I'll check the mane too

Holy shit, that Pats thread starts with them all licking their chops about how we are shitting the bed, then switches to them claiming the fix is in and the refs are making sure the Chiefs win.

ROFL

It’s hilarious how scared they are of Mahomes.

They are ****ing terrified of him.

That is a priceless thread. ROFL

Oh and the Pats board is just insane. It’s littered with people saying the Chiefs always get favorable calls and they are extremely unlikeable.

It is unreal that they can’t see the irony.

Asterisk. :shrug:

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Lol from the PatsFan thread.

Have you ever met a Bostonian? They all are insufferable pricks

They are already scared of Pat eclipsing Brady’s legacy and Mahomes is only 24 years old LMAO

It’s gonna be a long 15+ years for them.

He doesn’t even have to get the 6 rings to do that IMHO. Especially when you consider that New England’s ‘rings’ are tainted with scandal.

I can see clear as day who the superior QB is.

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OMG these guys are delusional

They hate Rodgers too for some reason - even though there's no way he eclipses Brady. They can't stand any other QB getting all the attention.

Tainted with scandal, plus he has the GOAT defensive coach helping him. It's basically like the MJ and Bill Russell comparison. If Mahomes gets to 4, I think he takes the GOAT title.

But obviously that is a long, long ways off. They gotta get the first title before they can think about any others. His teammates need to show up ready to play in the first quarter this time, no bullshit like we saw yesterday.

LMAO Broncos fans complaining about the rule stating that the QB's entire body must be past the line for illegal forward pass. LMAO

Cluelessness.

lmao

Too much success has given them all brain worms

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Ah yes, Patrick Mahomes's famous flaw: he's not competitive enough

Half the posts on that patsfans thread are dumber than the dumbest post on here, and we have some real dumb ****s

I realize they want to put all the blame on O'Brien, Romeo, and the defensive talent/coaches. But I will say this about the two QB's in this game. Mahomes was forced by a horrific defense in college/high school to keep his foot on the gas at all times. He is far more geared for the shootout mentality than Deshaun.

My belief is if Mahomes went up 24-0 even with a garbage defense, he would still keep scoring in bunches...and would NOT finish with 31. Houston fans can try to put all the blame on everyone else in their organization, but I think their "Michael Jordan" level QB deserves some of the blame as well. Chiefs do not have a 1985 Bears defense.

Watson has a little magic to him. It's true.

But the MJ stuff is just silly.

He is not in Mahomes' league.

LOL that is hillarious. First of all he thinks the league is fixed but that the Patriots have won 6 titles by refusing to take part in the fixing. Of course if this was the case then why would they have to worry about the league giving the next "annointed QB" titles? If the league is so inept at fixing the games that the Patriots can overcome the leagues tactics to win the previous 6 titles, why wouldn't they be able to keep doing it?

100% this^^

I am beginning to believe that you ARE right much more often than you are wrong!

If you came at a NE fan like that, it would give them such a case of cognitive dissonance it would cause brain bubbles.

They weren't when Elway did it to us.

so basically PatsPlanet is the same as ChiefsPlanet

Texans Game Manager
 

This one is funny...to me.

Except one franchise has run like absolute God in the playoffs and SB - and been benefited by countless questionable calls in the process. Whereas the other franchise has run like absolute ass in the playoffs and been destroyed by questionable calls in the hugest spots.

It's infinitely more delusional for a Pats fan to ever think anything is rigged against them.

Thanks for the links, good stuff!!

Orange Mane is an odd bunch of posters

They are so jealous they cant help themselves from posting stupid things

When Mahomes gets his first SB win and SB MVP- that puts him in the conversation with some of the best ever. And it will be only his second year in the NFL as a starter.

It is going to be a fun ride!

That Texans game thread is a glorious, delicious read.

I give it 4 out of 4 stars and am recommending it for the Pulitzer Prize for fiction.

An immediate best seller!

Those shitheels live in HOUSTON and think Kansas City is a shitty place to live.


HOUSTON!

LOL.

Houston is the asshole of America. It stinks, the air never moves and you get a fine layer of ****ing oil on your skin that just settles out of the sky because of all the refineries. It is one giant strip mall basically, covered in ****ing 40 weight.

And they think Kansas City is a shitty place to live.

LOL

If you basically go anywhere else online or get decently out of Chiefs country this sentiment is pretty strong.

That USA today hit piece before the year and Tyreeks off the field stuff, to most of the NFL we are the bad guys. And because that team of "bad guys" is led by the new face of the NFL that leads to people being super upset about it.

It's called the armpit by people who ****ing live there and other Texans for a reason.

After living the game from the other side with our loss to Indy a few years ago, I don't need to see how they feel. I'm just damn glad to know what it is like to be on the other side in the playoffs for once.

Texans thread was pretty much Cuz Texans, FIRE BOB and We Hate Kelce.

The Houston thread is GOLD! I've had to take a break from Houston Sports Radio. All the talking heads want to do is blame BoB and give absolutely no credit to the Chiefs.

Here are some highlights from the Texans board. These are quite verbatim, so any misspellings are on those poor Texans fans. I have put an asterisk next to my favorites:

***** F*** I BOUGHT SUPERBOWL TICKETS OFF STUBHUB WHEN WE WERE UP 24-0

Imagine going into the half down by 4. Back breaker for the team. Doubt they will recover. This is gonna be 49-31 Chiefs.

Mahomes looks like curry

Mahomes has the exact same punchable face that Curry has.

***** Light skinned privileged sons of former pro athletes own the city of Houston

Can't we just lose playoff games normally in this city?

BOB was telling everyone "We Can't Win!" so maybe more of that.

**Thought for sure we were returning the favor from when they beat us 30-0 at our house.

**That was an awesome 1st quarter. Let's just talk about that.

need to get #15 out of the game. sweep the leg and hope mr. miyagi can't fix that sh_t.

** Mahommes has always been better than Lamar.

Chiefs offense= Hot knife
Hou defense= butter

**That missed extra point will come back and haunt KC

KC will score at least 50 today. Only thing stopping them is themselves

Between this monumental collapse, the Astros tainted World Series, and Chris Paul's hamstring, I'm just going to keep drinking and cry myself to sleep tonight.

**41 unanswered. I guess thats better than 42 unanswered.

Can we plz fire Romeo Crennel after this game?.... he's way overrated...

**Romo is an expert on figuring out how many scores and minutes u need when losing. Lol.

**There is a realty in the multiverse where Football is only played for 12 minutes. In that reality Texans are hosting an AFC championship game.

If you gave Jesus Christ a pair of cleats he couldn’t save this team.

If BoB is not fired after this utter fiasco I will continue to make sarcastic remarks about what a terrible coach he is here on Clutchfans.



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Ultimately he is most responsible for it. That Texans defense might be one of the worst in NFL history. O’Brien is both GM and coach. It’s on him for trotting out a trash defense capable of making rookie Drew Lock seem like prime Manning/Brady, etc. It’s really not shocking to see the Chiefs torch them. The only shocking thing was how terrible the Chiefs looked in 1st quarter.

"YOU SUCK TOO MOTHER****ER" - Bill O'Brian circa 2020

The Patsfans thread is far more satisfying

I haven't read their game day thread yet, but I lived it in person.

We had a really obnoxious, loud, antagonistic, screeching Texas fan next to us at the game. He boasted, gloated and talked A LOT of shit during the first quarter.

After the score went 21-0, I kind of had a "feeling" it was going to turn around and finally told the guy....that I appreciated that he was a shit talker and that it was his lucky day because I was gifted in the area. He gloated more when it went 0-24.

The Chiefs score, and I lay into him. The chiefs score and I needle him...the Chiefs score and I goad him...the Chiefs score....and I shit on him......

I've never really been anything other than polite and had fun with an opposing fan, but this guy was a shitheal. I just knew he was going to get his ass kicked, and did end up in altercations with other people......But seeing him go from happy to obnoxious to nearly in tears....well friends, it was worth the price of admission.

I feel their pain on that one....

Given that Romeo Crennel is the DC in Houston, I'm not surprised at the meltdown. I remember how bad the Chiefs were as a whole when Romeo was HC. We're in total agreement about the first quarter.

Good times reading the Pats thread, LMAO they really hate Kelce and most Mahomes as well. Guess they have to feel Brady is threatened as they hate Rodgers as well.

Some CPer last week argued with me that Romeo was better than Spags at making adjustments in-game . . . I didn't even respond to that; just shook my head and left it there.

My favorite post on the Texans GDT was the one posted after the Chiefs scored a TD on the first drive of the 2nd half. It said something like "BOB's entire game plan adjustment at the half was to stop Kelce. It's not his fault the Chiefs held Kelce out." LMAO

I had no idea the Texans fans hated Mahomes so much. I figured they would like him since is a Texas guy and all. I guess they are worried that he is going to outshine Watson?

The Patsfan GDT was amazing. All that crowing in the first quarter and then the slow, creeping horror as the realization that the Chiefs were going to storm back coming through. There are 3 or 4 reasonable posters there but the vast majority are drooling retahds, especially that StairwaytoSeven dude. First he claims the Chiefs couldn't mount a comeback because their offense is bottom third in the league, then claims that they only scored the first 21 because the Texans gave them short fields, then crickets after the "90 yards in six plays" drive at the end of the half. Then says that the Chiefs only came back because the NFL is scripted and the refs were helping out Mahomes. :shake:

Most of the blow yards got quiet in that Pats thread, lol.

What I like about this place is a fan from another team can come here and make fun of a certain aspect of the Chiefs game. If it’s true, the members here agree and join said thread.

The Planet isn’t all about “we’re better than everyone else”. (not yet, lol) Why I like you folks and this place!

This place is far from the homeristic (sp.) nature of their digs.

That was a fun read.

It's also bizarre how much the Pats fans hate Aaron Rodgers. Why would there be any rivalry there at all? It seems to stem from insecurity.

THIS is the perfect place to put the gif. of the Texans Draft War Room when we moved up ahead of them totake the QB they planned on drafting, lol.

I read every post of the Houston and Pats threads.



Just f-ing LMFAO at the Pats Fans' conspiracy theories. Like rats screaming at each other in the cargo hold of the Titanic.

Half of the pats thread was they just called x penalty, y they no call it on KC when we played them.

We traded in front of them and stole Mahomes right from under their noses. Remember the disappointment in the Texans war room when it happened? LMAO

They are reminded every game of how close the were to greatness at QB.

As I was reading the Pats thread, I’d finally had enough of one poster so I planned on registering to insert some “truth links”.
I went back to see who this member was that deserved my attention and realized a whole bunch of ‘em use the same avatar.

So, I thought it to be a lost cause. A bunch of in denial fans over there, lol.
I just hope in 15 years, the country is tired of the Chiefs winning, lol.

There is a moderator @ the Pats forum who most definitely isn’t wearing blinders, think he’d fit in well around here? Don’t tell me...it’s Anmorix, lol?

I had not been over there in a few years, but had to check out the thread on Orangemane.

There were actually some well informed posts much to my surprise.

My step niece and her husband were going to talk shit on me about the chiefs losing my bro gave me the heads up and when the game over i texted them the scoring drive my niece didn't answered her husband did and didn't care

That kranzdictum dude has some major insecurities and self-worth issues.

That dude is still trying to convince everyone Mahomes isn't good.

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Ok Boomer

Sorry i tried to put that tictok video from family guy on here where that young kid (kyle) was bugging Peter Griffin and they had put the logos of the Texans and Chiefs over their faces...can someone do it for me?

This is great. LMAO

I got a Pats buddy at work. He'd fit right in! When they win it's because Brady is the GOAT and Belichick is a super genius that out smarts everyone. When they lose, it's because of some grand anti-pats conspiracy. Shoot, I thought it was just him!!! ROFL

This! Here’s the thing though. Maybe it’s just me but I cannot find that anywhere. There’s a Holy Trinity of Houston reactions to all things great with KC

Texans Bill’s reaction
Texans War Room when we stole Mahomes from them
Astros crowd reaction after Correa’s error

The outright fear they have of Mahomes is amazing. There were some claiming Pat really didn’t do anything. LMAO

That fanbase will not handle losing well.

I started up driving for Uber this last summer.
I’ll usually wear a Royals or Chiefs hat. Every and I mean EVERY person I’ve talked to loves them some Mahomes. I’m right in Seachicken and lesser degree Fader territory and they all comment how he’s great for football!

I was initially shocked by that Pats board but I imagine Ill be pissy too when somebody, someday with a different team, has the best qb in football, lol.

Yeah, he makes me laugh. ROFL

you dont **** with the Keyboard of Doom unless you want the consequences.

I must have missed those...there were like 8-9 posters on the game thread and most of them focused on Tyreek beating his son, or not beating his son depending upon the score.

There were a few calling for Chiefs fans to 'show up' after the 24-0 deficit, but short of Tyreek's going to beat his kid, there wasnt anything that could have remotely been called 'informed'.

Those ****ing punks are just hoping KC does not win the SB...because that's all the shit talk they have left. regardless how ****ed up their franchise is, that's all they've got left. A SB win closes the pie holes for good.

Yes he is the worst across any board that I have visited. Always expects Chiefs to be the doormat because they have done nothing for 50 years and because Broncos won 2 SBs two decades+ ago and lucked into another in 2015.
Some of the posters are knowledgeable and give credit to Mahomes. It was hilarious reading two of them fight over the coverages that the 49ers defense play and the manner in which Mahomes will carve them up in the SB.

That kranz douche was a mainstay around here until Donk became complete dogshit. Now he stays in his room and cheers for our misery from a safe space. Freakin’ loser.

Where's knowmo? He popped in once during the preseason game against the 49ers then ran away again.