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threebag 01-09-2019 04:04 PM

http://wikinetworth.com/uploads/MacKenzie-Bezos.jpg



Might help if there was a couple bundles of hundreds on the nightstand

baitism 01-09-2019 04:06 PM

http://wikinetworth.com/uploads/MacKenzie-Bezos.jpg

I would toss her salad to have access to that bank account.

BigRedChief 01-09-2019 04:10 PM

Poor Bezos only left with $60 BILLION :)

Frazod 01-09-2019 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 14021114)
So your options are (1) live life with a measly $70 billion, or (2) risk going to jail for the rest of your life, and you choose option 2? That's some good decision-making going on there.

Multi-billionaires can afford to hire the guys who don't get caught.

Amnorix 01-09-2019 04:11 PM

So business owner has wife, has several sons with her. Gets divorced. Marries wife #2. Has one child, a daughter, with wife #2. Daughter never works in the biz.

Boys join the biz and help it grow ALOT. Idiot dad/owner doesn't do anything with stock except own 100% of it himself. He gets old, semi-retires, still owns 100% while the boys take over the show.

Wife decides she wants divorce. Now, they were married for a LONG time, but the daughter is an adult, and the wife is now like 80. She doesn't need much to survive for the rest of her life comfortably. Unfortunately, due to a total lack of planning and forethought by the father (and his sons) the wife is now entitled to own 50% of the company.

Ignoring the actual biz owner and his wife (let's face it, they're well off regardless of this whole process) -- the real upshot of this is that 50% of the value of the biz at the time of the divorce gets transferred -- really -- to the daughter, with the remaining 50% being split among the boys. Now the boys get the own the biz and can continue to grow it and earn from it, but that's a real ****ing over for them, especially since they are now PAYING the daughter for 50% of the growth that they massively contributed to creating.

Plan ahead kids. Use lawyers. Be smart.

Or you know, watch your kids sit on a spiked dildo because you're either too dumb or because you want to continue to exert power/control long after you should've given it to your kids.

Donger 01-09-2019 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14021136)
I don't think that's the case here Donger.

Based on what?

BWillie 01-09-2019 05:24 PM

This is just maddening. Just maddening. Marriage is a piece of shit out dated social custom.

kjwood75nro 01-09-2019 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 14021023)
Seriously though, why in the hell do any of you care about what she gets? They're both going to end up with more than they'll ever be able to spend.

Because it's indicative of a greater legal/social issue that affects anybody who gets married, not just the extremely wealthy.

JakeF 01-09-2019 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 14021123)
Sure, but the law doesn't really adjust for absurd wealth, so it is what it is.

True

Doesn't make it right but true. Antiquated law that should be changed.

JakeF 01-09-2019 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 14021023)
Seriously though, why in the hell do any of you care about what she gets? They're both going to end up with more than they'll ever be able to spend.

matter of principle. : a situation that requires something be done a certain way because one believes it is the only right way, It was a matter of principle

Prison Bitch 01-09-2019 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 14021354)
This is just maddening. Just maddening. Marriage is a piece of shit out dated social custom.

Are you married

Graystoke 01-09-2019 08:34 PM

http://wikinetworth.com/uploads/MacKenzie-Bezos.jpg



Not Prime

cooper barrett 01-09-2019 08:43 PM

I sent her a dic pic, list of referrals from sexual partners, and my leash size....

threebag 01-09-2019 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 14021689)

In her defense the body is a lot better than the face

Bugeater 01-09-2019 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kjwood75nro (Post 14021504)
Because it's indicative of a greater legal/social issue that affects anybody who gets married, not just the extremely wealthy.

No, it's not. You can't compare these cases to middle class divorces in any way.


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