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"Holy No Prenup, Batman!" Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos file for 137billion dollar divorce (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=320223)

You could buy a nice shovel and an alibi for a lot less than 70B

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Originally Posted by JakeF (Post 14021533)

True

Doesn't make it right but true. Antiquated law that should be changed.

There's no right or wrong in this case. Everyone is going to come out ok. Trust me.

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 14021354)

This is just maddening. Just maddening. Marriage is a piece of shit out dated social custom.

Yep, you'd have to be pretty dumb to do it these days

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 14021354)

Marriage is a piece of shit out dated social custom.

Incorrect.

...lots of people just suck at it.

no pun intended.

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 14021769)

No, it's not. You can't compare these cases to middle class divorces in any way.

Yes it is, and yes I can.

It follows a very prevalent and predictable pattern of a driven, successful man who has to give half of his earnings to a woman whose greatest accomplishment, by all rights, is marrying said man.

I mean, what accountant and novelist do you know is worth billions of dollars?

Per Google search, Phil Knight is the wealthiest accountant at $25 billion, but he wasn't just an accountant, and he didn't make that money working as an accountant for a business that somebody else (never mind his own spouse) had already started.

And the wealthiest novelist is J.K. Rowling at $1 billion, but that's Harry ****ing Potter. What the **** did Mrs. Bezos ever write?

As it pertains to middle class divorces, it follows a common theme of a man doing all the heavy lifting, making all the money, assuming all the risk, and then being compelled by threat of legal violence to give half of it to a woman whose contribution nowhere near resembles an equal partnership to justify a 50:50 split.

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Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 14020876)

throw her like 2 or 3 billion dollars and call it good. I mean what kind of utter bullshit is it that a woman can marry a man and take half of everytihng they have

Goonie goo-goo, Eddie!!

When you are that rich the hot wife you once had grows older and after 25 years you realize you could have a much younger hottie. Time to lease instead of buy

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 14022045)

When you are that rich the hot wife you once had grows older and after 25 years you realize you could have a much younger hottie. Time to lease instead of buy

So basically you are telling me marriage is about nothing but sex?

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Originally Posted by PAChiefsGuy (Post 14022049)

So basically you are telling me marriage is about nothing but sex?

If all pussies disappeared right now, how many women could get married based on other merits, and what would those merits be?

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Originally Posted by PAChiefsGuy (Post 14022049)

So basically you are telling me marriage is about nothing but sex?

For a rich guy like this and at this point in his life, yes! But why would he get married again? Once was enough. They both put a nice spin on why they are getting a divorce but I bet the bitching and nagging had something to do with it.

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 14022062)

By whom?

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14021121)

They should pose for a pic together with her holding his balls on a plate like youd see from from men with no prenup.

fyp

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Originally Posted by kjwood75nro (Post 14022026)

As it pertains to middle class divorces, it follows a common theme of a man doing all the heavy lifting, making all the money, assuming all the risk, and then being compelled by threat of legal violence to give half of it to a woman whose contribution nowhere near resembles an equal partnership to justify a 50:50 split.

I have a close relative going through this bullshit right now. Probably $15M at stake over a 4 year marriage to a gold digging cluster B. It was a nightmare from the start and I’ve been witness to the absolute mind**** she laid on him. Now he stands to lose half of everything to this loose screw because of the prevailing 50/50 divorce rape madness. It’s sickening.

I only have one word of advice: ESCORTS :D

Radio guy said this morning if they split the assets down the middle he would end up being 4th richest person in the world and she'd be 5th.