Unreal ... seems like a pricing mistake to me
 

http://www.pappyspeppers.com/Merchan...tegory_Code=HS

Blair's 16 Million Reserve hot sauce
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Quantity in Basket: none
Code: 1600
Price: $249.95 :eek:

Shipping Weight: 1.00 pounds
Quantity: 1

What you will find inside of my Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal Pure Capsaicin Crystal. No more than 999 Bottles will be offered!"- Blair Lazar

It takes several tons of fresh peppers to produce 1lb of capsaicin for the 16 Million Reserve, and the work takes months. First, moisture is removed from the fresh peppers until a thick tar-like substance remains.



just found another ... holy crap


Blair's - Caldera
http://ironq.com/cgi-bin/image/templ...lderasmall.jpg


$5499.99


ONLY ONE LEFT: Serial # 109

3 Bottles Totaling 16 Million Scovies

One bottle of each rating
10 Million, 5 Million and 1 Million scovies

Standing Almost a Foot Tall and Topped with Platinum wax and a 24k Gold Dipped Skull.....- ---UNREAL--- over a year in the making......Each bottle of Caldera Contains 6 oz Ounces of Special Oils...Enough to produce Heat in over 1 million Gallons of Salad oil.......

Ingredients: PLEASE NOTE-YOUR CALDERA CONTAINS VERY RARE OILS . THESE OILS ARE SENSITIVE AND MUST BE PROTECTED FROM SUNLIGHT,TEMPERATURE CHANGES AS WELL AS TEMPERATURES OVER 86 DEGREES.

Product Disclaimer

Purchaser of this product hereby acknowledges the intense heat factor of this product and the element of danger if misused. This product is over 100 time hotter than a jalapeno pepper and is a complex blend of fresh peppers and extracts. This product is not a sauce but a food additive and should be used as such only. Furthermore, is should be clearly understood that this is used strictly at the purchaser's risk.

Purchaser hereby releases Iron Q/Closer 2 the Heart and Gardner Resources, Inc. from all liability, indemnifies and holds harmless Iron Q/Closer 2 the Heart or Gardner Resources Inc. with respect to any claims of damages or injuries resulting from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact with respect to this product.

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i just gleeked all over the monitor... that shit must be hot.

$249 doesn't sound that bad. Only 999 were made, and it has a neat packaging + a flashy name. I wonder how hot the stuff is.

you can eat hot coals for free.

ROFL

what exactly is gleeking?


nvm ... tmi

You probably do it from time to time while yawning

it is a matter of applying a quick and precise pressure from your tongue to the bottom of your mouth. basically you put your tongue up on the roof of your mouth and then flex it so that it expands and pushes forward, thereby displacing the saliva which pools in front of it. ever cooler, i can form a little bubble on the end of my tongue and make it fly off into the air.

Yikes.

I can lick my eyebrows...

That might be a talent that you can show off at your local watering hole and be successful. :)

That is drooling.

Gleeking is when your salivary glands under your tongue shoot out some saliva in a spray.

yes, a successful gleek thread! w00t!!1

My buddy David can gleek people from across the room, it's childish but funny shit to watch the people get pissed!

I gleeked on your mom... thats right.