'Twas the night before the title game
 

and all thru the kingdom...

Mahomes looked ripped thanks to guacamole strips

and the patriots DC realized he was about to look like a dum dum

While children were in bed thinking about the chiefs winning at arrowhead.

And some douchebags brought up Hootie when we all thought it was finally dead

Brady gonna get knocked on his ****ing ass.

On Travis, on Tyreek, on Sammy and Patrick!

On Dee, Chris, and Justin, kick Tom in the dick!

And up in the stands arose such a clatter,

DECIBEL UP!—future hearing don’t matter!

And I heard Mahomes exclaim as he threw the ball out of sight... " Brady is dead... Chiefs fans had a good night!!!"

Brady was tonguing his children with care

ROFL

:clap::clap::clap:

As Patrick was thanking the fans for MVP of the year

All the fans were in their seats

hot chocolate in hand

In hopes that saint Pat soon would command

An unstoppable force in the air that is grand

Chris, Dee and Justin were licking their chops

Hearing the roar of the crowd
And their tomahawk chops

Made them want to go out there

And retrieve Tom Brady’s socks