My Mom Is A Dirty Whore
 

HOW BIG OF A DIRTY WHORE IS SHE?

She's such a dirty whore that her car is nicknamed the dirty whore machine.

She's such a dirty whore that she smells like Drew Barrymore.

NSFW

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I can't wait to see Frankie's post.

Wait, you and Frankie are brothers?

She's such a whore that I could have been your father, but the line was too long.

What if your mom were an ore in midair?

Scary.

I sense family tension.

How dare you, she is a nice lady!

She's such a whore she's basically just a walking cold sore.

My mom is such a dirty whore she's been trying to **** me for years.

WTF

Saying that about your own mother even if you are joking is just jacked up.
Saying it about another person's mother could get you killed unless you do it like some here on a message board.

Pic?

or GTFO

:harumph:

Are you new here?