Interesting spam...
 

Some idiot spammer sends me about 8 zillion spams a day for penny stocks in some kind of pump and dump scam. Interestingly, one of the ones that came today had a topic that was porn related.

So...you're sending spam...and you try to disguise it as other spam? That's just being lazy.

i'm sorry...i'm just not very original.
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Dude has lost his burst.

You didn't hear? Ron Jeremy's IPO is next week!

I also got another new twist on spam last week. Instead of some Nigerian saying that they'd split millions of dollars with me, the Nigerian said that I had won $40. That's right. $40. I just needed to make arrangements to get it.

40 dollars? Holy sh** man you're in the dough.