If you were as strong as a fully-grown ape, what would you do?
 

I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

Two chicks at the same time.

Yes, I would eat both their faces.

Imagine if you gave Sean Ryan an ape's strength.

He would be a great blocker.

I would also poop in my hand and fling it passers by.

Seconded!

But without balance, leverage, and footwork, he'd be the strongest guy around getting knocked on his ass. So, it would really be hard to notice if his strength was increased by several times what it is now.

I bet he wouldn't be GIF'D UP nearly as much.

i'd go apeshit

Hey gochiefs, you should do a whole gifd up chapter on Brown.

Possibly a "hof worthy halfway point GIFed up full feature film" including all of Mike Browns fail so far. A "lowlight video" of sorts.

It would go over nicely right now. historic.

I vill break you.

If I were as strong as a full grown ape, I would go to arrowhead stadium and take Mike Browns equipment from him and escort him off the premises, then go to Piolis office to have a little chat...

I'm sure a few people here remember when this was the "Monkeys flinging poop" lounge.

No. At the end of the year we will crown our GIF'D UP champion.

I think it will be Albert sadly.

Whatever I wanted too