Week 1 results
 

Steelers 34, Juneau Watts 26
No D played, Tarkenton played a flawless game
Steelers
Allen 10 rush 62 yards Foster 10 rush 47 yards
Tarkenton 12-20 186 yards 2 TDs
Maynard 3 catches 68 yards TD
Watts
Young 23-35 335 yards TD-Int

The Black Pussy vs Ravens
 

Black Pussy 33, Ravens 30 OT
At one point the Black Pussy was up 17-3, then the Ravens put up 24 unanswered to go up 27-17.
Black Pussy
Craig 13 rush 64 yards
Marino 20-36 378 yards 3 TD 0 sacks
Ellard 5 cat 111 yards TD Pearson 4 cat 129 yards
Ravens
Dickerson 10 rush 108 yards
Unitas 22-30 257 2 TD INT

Packers vs Bertuzzi Bruisers
 

Packers 13, Bruisers 9
Bruisers just 140 yards offense, both QBs gave up the ball
Otis Taylor 5 cat 60 yards
Packers
Moon 16-27 226 yards 3 INT

Louisville Benchwarmers vs FDE Titans
 

Benchwarmers 17, Titans 15
Not much O for either side, very conservative but perfect game called by Aikman for the benchwarmers.
Benchwarmers
41 rushes for just 105 yards
Aikman 19-27 171 yards TD
Titans
48 yards rushing
Elway 14-30 181 yards 2 TD 2 INT
Washington 4 cat 70 yards 2 TD

Chokeland Raiduds vs Dungver Doncos
 

Raiduds 30, Doncos 17
WTF cares

No way. No way. We got screwed.


Keep f***ing doubting Bob Lilly!

Since you have him out of quite a few formations, I guess I'll doubt away.

Okay, then. Keep f***ing doubting Lance Alworth!