Hypothetical: NBC just called, and...
 

...they love your work on chiefsplanet and want you to have your own TV show. They'd like to hear your pitch for the type of show you'd like to do - sitcom, drama, talk, variety, etc. - the setting of the show, the main characters, and how you would cast yourself in the lead role. If they like it, there's a seven-figure salary in it for you.

On your mark, get set, go.

No thanks, I already have a job.

A show about something what i have no idea.

I get into a car accident. The guy that hit me doesn't have any insurance. So the judge sentences him to be my butler.

A Cheers-type show, except it's set in a men's restroom.

The stars:

GoChiefs
Phobia
Skip Towne
Slayer Diablo
Iowanian
Rain Man

kcnut IS "The Rent-A-Center Bandit."

You notice how NBC waited until Phobia was away before they placed the call?

This is NBC, not Bravo.

I'd go with a sitcom format myself.

I'd be a guy with a job procuring strange things for rich people, which require me to travel the world and do things like talk native villagers into giving up their sacred totem pole for a rich client, and stealing it if I can't buy it. I'd have an offbeat assistant who keeps in contact with me by phone and insists on booking me in the cheapest hotel rooms possible, and I'd hang out a lot with the flight crew of a Northwest Airlines jet that I keep finding myself on, which would include a pilot with Vietnam flashbacks and a beautiful stewardess who is my on-again, off-again love interest when she's not tormenting passengers. Another recurring character would be an Arab guy who's always on my flight that other passengers are afraid to sit next to. I think he would be a pharmaceutical salesman. The copilot would be Vietnamese.

Did you steal the raisins?

Thank you for your contribution.

Let me give you a word of advice. O.K.? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear anymore of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, O.K.?

O...kay. Anytime you want to talk about the raisins, the door to my office is open. I don't even have an office, what am I talking about? hahaha....

:shrug:

ROFL

WTF is going on here?

Everyone knows that dried fruit is the universal language of peace.