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Los Raiders 12-14-2004 02:47 PM

Joanie Laurer a.k.a. Chyna has a penis
 
Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna from WWE fame, the steroid juicing masculine freak turns out was a man the entire time. How did Hugh Hefner of all people allow this she male to pose twice for a classy magazine of feminine beauty like Playboy?

Just yesterday, a porn company released Chyna's new sex tape with her boyfriend out to the public and guess what she has between her legs???

http://www.clubredlight.com/content/...co=1&d=600x600

http://www.1nightinchina.com/

Bwana 12-14-2004 02:57 PM

Um, I wouldn't click on that from work.

Saulbadguy 12-14-2004 02:59 PM

Lies.

MichaelH 12-14-2004 03:01 PM

That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis. :rolleyes:

MOhillbilly 12-14-2004 03:02 PM

holy hell thats messed up.Glad i never beat off to that.

MOhillbilly 12-14-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelH
That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis. :rolleyes:


close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.:Lin:

Hammock Parties 12-14-2004 03:03 PM

AUGH!

MichaelH 12-14-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly
close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.:Lin:

Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL

Hammock Parties 12-14-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelH
Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL

Dude, that's a freaking dong.

Eleazar 12-14-2004 03:07 PM

Thank goodness I didn't click on that...

MOhillbilly 12-14-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelH
Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL


Maybe on pacaderms.

if that isnt a warning for women not to use roids,i dont know wtf is.

Los Raiders 12-14-2004 03:16 PM

AVN has reviewed tens of thousands of porn movies and after their reading their review, they are pretty sure its a penis.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...tent_ID=207655

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Problem is, what we can see looks like a bundle of sticksgy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol’ in n’ out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We’re oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he’ll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and…”Get Ready to Rumble!”


At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It’s that scary.

Den9899 12-14-2004 03:20 PM

I'm completely and utterly at a loss for words.

HolmeZz 12-14-2004 03:21 PM

It definitely looks like a dick. Think 'he' had an operation.

MichaelH 12-14-2004 03:21 PM

This blows the Womens Private Parts thread right out of the water! ROFL


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