Its only 9:54
 

Why the hell doesnt this day move faster???

It's 10:54 here, you should move out east.

Everyone's much friendlier too.

This day is going slower than a Donk fan reads a Raiderfan's rap sheet.

I think In honor of friday.....I'm going to whip out the Iowani-rep for the rest of the day. AAHHHHHHHH

THeres another hour that hass passed.


Slowest day yet this year.

May I recommend metamucil.

I think its just delaying the inevitable of me not buying anything yet for my wife.


The meaning of Valentines Day has evolved from a holiday to one day of the year where if you dont buy the right gift you hear about it until the next year, and sometimes you will hear about it for the rest of your life, much like the 2001 Valentines day....that day will haunt me forever.

I got 10:05 here.

I take it that circular saw didn't go over too well. :)