A social Commentary
 

In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.

Ahhh toilet humor and poetry all wraped up into one. I have been waiting my whole life for this.

This thread was brought to you by the Number 2, and letters T&P.

Those must be the word of the day. Im going to get a new avatar.

Craptacular!

It's called toiletry.

Rainman.......why do you have to take everything to the Dumper?

I work for a solid 10 minutes to pen out a poem for my brother, to explain a meeting and you have to go right for the Pickle Park Humor.

"Good things, Good Things" [/whap]

Wow, I've been there. Hate that walk of shame....but then again the relief makes me not really care.

yeah, i told the story a couple months back about my friend whose seal wasnt 'tight' and he blew a g'ass'ket in his blue khakis... right after a meeting on the way to bathroom... thinking it was a fart... it 'twas not.

Yeah!! A poop thread. More!!

after years of experience and research, I have come to the conclusion that chick turds smell worse than man turds.

A poop thread is not complete without Captain Underpants

I think you guys missed the point. This isn't about the Poop.........Its a metaphor about the Thrill of victory, and thankfully not the agony of Defeat.

I figured it was more usefull than making up a FA signing rumor. Truthfully, there is lest Crap in this thread than several others.

This thread is worthless without pics.

:banghead: :banghead:

I'm treating myself to a rare nice breakfast today and I HAD TO READ THIS just before attempting to eat.

CURSE YOU IOWANIAN..IAN..IAN..IAN..IAN!!!