Here is some good news - Denise Richards!
 

Looks like Charlie found out I'm the real father.

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/...px?news=183283

Richards and Sheen to Divorce
Mar 2, 10:46 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Actress Denise Richards has filed for divorce from her actor-husband Charlie Sheen, citing irreconcilable differences, according to court papers filed Wednesday.

Richards, 34, is six months pregnant with the couple's second child. They also have a daughter, Sam, who will be a year old next week.

The couple married in June 2002 and co-starred in "Scary Movie 3." Richards and Sheen, 39, met while shooting the independent film "Good Advice" in 2000.

They began dating after Richards guest-starred on Sheen's former series "Spin City." The marriage was Sheen's second and Richards' first.

Sheen, who now stars in the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men," is best known for his work in the movies "Platoon," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Hot Shots."

Richards, a former Bond girl, has appeared in a host of movies, including "Wild Things" and "Starship Troopers."

I'd sign that free agent...

That's Irish for "I'd tap dat ass".

She's a fool.....

Yeah - sorry 'bout that Charlie. I have a lactation thing, dude. You wouldn't be able to resist either.

And here I thought after going through all those porn stars and hookers, that Charlie had finally found true love with a real down-to-earth girl. Boy was I naive.

Shame on you, Charlie Sheen. Shame on you for breaking her heart.

I couldn't find the Gaelic translation....

:banghead:
I guess she didn't hear about me and badgirl.

BTW--she wants custody of the kids and support.

Looks like Charlie is paying another one to leave.

;)

And what a fine t-shirt that would make for St. Patrick's Day! ROFL

For being 34 and already having a kid she looks great. Maybe its just my fantasy of marrying a Bond girl.

Are you operating on info not contained in this thread?

Sounds more like SHE found out about Charlie and you. How far is that pregnancy now? :p ;)

Are you taking this thread and my post way too seriously? :)

Now, that's just mean. I've always preferred Emilio.