Important Question Rgarding Brando
 

Should Brando go for the break-up sex?

I would have said yes up until her calling the cops a couple nights ago. Now I'd be afraid she'd go psycho on him and file false rape charges. Best to keep the little friend put away and :whackit: IMO.

[edit] :whackit: assumes he:
1. Can't get it anywhere else
2. Doesn't want to buy a hooker
3. Can't go another day without relieving the pressure
[/edit]

Hell no. He should run.

The only way he should do it is if he gets the HDTV out of the deal.

Hmmm. I should've worked that into the pole...er, poll.

I don't know what he should do.

Maybe he should ask Jerry Springer.

Yeah as un-guylike as it sounds, you don't want sex in this case. She sounds nuts and even in my relative youth I've learned that once you break up with a crazy girl it's best to cut off all contact. Ignore her completely.

Just like we do with the squid...
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/char...s/squid_tn.jpg
"Um, earthquake." "Truck going by."

Nope, stick a fork in it.

Trade her to Michael Vick for an autographed jersey and then screw her sister.

Had to ask though. Had a fiance in '93, and when we broke it off, we had one night of torrid "one for the road" game of ten toes.

Don't even go for a breakup handshake. Go for a breakup "peel rubber in her driveway and generate enough smoke to make her cough up sputum and other body fluids".

Stop it.

That's how she hooked him the first time.

Not just "no", but "HELL NO!!"


The goal here is to run away as fast as you can, not to see if she can end up filing rape or paternity charges against him. :shake:

Maybe a final "blast in the ass" to make her remember the good times? (Don't bother even spitting on it first) Be Bad Santa

The Next time He finds himself behind her, while she is presenting her backside, the only thing he should be thinking about is whacking her cranium mercelessly with a whiffle bat.

Only if you accidently slip out and OWN HER ass. heh. Whoopsie... Sorry 'bout that.