So guess where I woke up this morning.......
 

.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday :shake:

Is your sphinctor sore at all?

no, but it tastes like someone took a sh*t in my mouth

You're cool.

you could play for the Chiefs

... driving.

Que the Guiness "Brilliant" guys in 3, 2, 1...

I knew you would apprieciate it :p

I pulled over and stopped driving. I didn't go very far.

Up in Boston, it's not illegal to drive drunk. Everyone drives like they're drunk anyway. :)

Way to drive drunk ass hat..... :shake:

You sure it wasn't Tom Brady's bed you woke up in?

Did you go to work like that, same old cloths and stinky breath?

I've been up there, and I know this.

Plus the roads are so F@ked up you almost have to be drunk to drive on them anyway...

this says it all...

And here's the funny thing...

He gets his sorry, drunk ass to work...let's say 10:45...
And by 1:45 he's posting on the Planet. Chiefsplanet, that is.

Lord only knows how long he was on the "other" board.

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