A Moral Quandary
 

In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?

Get a job where you don't have to work nights.

Tell your boss you are pregnant.

Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.

I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

I already did that for play-off tickets. Although I should have looked at other options for unattached digits.

http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/imag...ki_Goodman.jpg

"I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it"

Met shortly with a recruiter yesterday. Going in Tuesday to talk to him and take the ASVAB. How far along are you? Did you check out that about.com military site? The Staff Sergeant I spoke to actually recommended to me as a less biased information source.

Going into speak with a recruiter tomorrow. I have made my way through most of that site and it really is an incredible source of information. Esp the whole section about what basic is like. I would reccomend it.

Don't say anything and then the next time you come in, vehemently argue that you actually were there.

See if there are any other active AirForce on ChiefsPlanet before you go in. They can get some credit for "referring" you if you drop their name.

Good idea. I think I may know a few folks, drop a few PMs

Two words: Anal Fissures

Best excuse is diarrhea. They'll never ask for evidence.

Then he can put it in some fast food chili and make a boatload of cash and retire.

"That's a real thing."

You can always say it was a beastiality-related injury. Print out that thread about the horses in Washington as proof.