Looks like someone finally found their woman robot...
 

Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."Link

Plentyhorse eh?

I guess he must had ran out of horses or something.

Oh man, publishing his name. Talk about salt in a wound.

Sioux Falls? Does Kotter have anything to do with this?

Actually, this seems more like a kclee type thing.

I bet the mannequin was just asking for it. Probably just wearing lingerie or something.

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Man, that would suck if he gets registered as a sex offender. I mean, dude might be nuts, but the stigma attached to a SO is pretty harsh.

I'll bet she was just asking for it or something.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Mannequin.jpeg

You'd do it too.

I reported this once before, but I had a crush on a mannequin once. Alas, it was an unrequited love.