Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint!
 

We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.

A long time ago right after a big snow, my brothers and I somehow convinced our dad that it would be a cool idea if we tied a toboggan to the back of his truck and took turns riding it while driving the back roads.

Well, on my turn he drove maybe a little too fast, and on a turn the toboggan hit a patch of ice and slid right to the ditch, throwing me off to land head-first on a poorly-placed stone.

Once I died.

Here's a bird's eye view of my most serious injury ever. Maybe not the most painful, but certainly the most unpleasant.

By the way, I will never eat at a Polish restaurant ever again.

I've never had a serious injury. The worst thing I ever did was sprain my ankle playing flag football.

You've seen my show, haven't you?

What killed ya?

Here is a bad nurse removing my catherter when I had my appendix out.

Funny thread idea... my likey.

Ok, dont drink and drive... well, dont drink and drive, and get pulled over.

Well, Jack got shot in the head with a howitzer. Fortunately, it was a flesh wound. Another agent pushed his brains back in his head and put a bandaid over the wound, then he used CPR. It was an intense moment.

I was 11 and i got bit by a chow,

It Clenched its teeth inside my cheek.

Didnt tear my cheek off but did requrire the Emergency room to call in an On call Plastic Surgen to repair the Gaping hole in my cheek from the dogs teeth

That's pretty wild, because here's the photo of Bob Dole's procedure:

heres when the short bus that tuk me to skool flipt over

JEBUS!

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the debil.