Oxycodone is great!
 

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth.

wow - I'm turning into Skip. :)

drink some caffeine.

This morning I had 3 cups of coffee and two glasses of prune juice.

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

That sounds kinda painful.

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

* Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus

* Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing

* Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_Prolapse.jpg

Also, beware!

It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*).

It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.

Or, your future in a prolapsed rectum!:p

I've heard chikens blow-out like that. True?

We hear that experence is the best teacher...... are you speaking from experence ?
:hmmm:


Never mind,we really don't need an answer.........

Nevertheless, I'm giving you one.

I copied that all verbatim from wikipedia. I have never had anal sex and am not interested in ever having it.

Must scratch harder....

I suggest you go right out and rent Trainspotting, there's a nice little 2 or 3 minute bit describing in "solid" detail hwat you are about to experience.

Have fun

I wish great pain upon you. You deserve it for making fun of a kindly older gentleman such as myself.

Jesus loves pie :p