What did you have for breakfast?
 

I had two unborn chickens, some dead hog meat and hash browned plant roots.

burnt flour and yeast and plant leaves

Wheat english muffin with Jalepeno jam, Banana and coffee.

a barrel of dead babies

Oatmeal, coffee, and a cigarette.

Fruit Loops and a cinnamon raisin bagel.

Nothing.

I almost never eat breakfast. If I'm up early enough to have anything, then I'm not hungry for about two hours after I wake up.

A cigarette and an orange soda.

Coffee and a cigarette.

Gee Skip, I hope you used Extra Strength Polident this morning

:p

Heh-heh. Skip eats tubers.

24oz of prune juice and a bowl of colon blow cereal. Followed by 3 cups of coffee.

Sooner or later, everything turns into a poop thread. For your sake, I hope that's true.

You mean your eggs had a rooster bullet in em?