What would Kiper be?
 

If Mel Kiper wasn't the self appointed genious of draft day what career would he have? :hmmm:


I can see him in a light green polyester suit trying to sell me a junk car at a third rate car lot.

An English dog on a cartoon.

a porn star

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of something went wrong with m'semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got?

Heh. Mw wife is still pissed that all I have to yell is, "Hit the dirt, boy!" and my son drops like a stone.

he'll have a condom brand!

Kiper's Crazy Extra Small Condoms
The #1 Draft choice for gay lovers

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

"Give me that baby you warthog form hell!"

Do dey come in funny shapes.

Nope, lessen' you consider round funny.

"It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded."

Kiper isn't exactly "self appointed". The dude knows his shit though, and not just in the draft. Ever listen to ESPN The Radio? He's all over everything; MLB, NFL, NBA, etc. He's very underrated, except for this time of year.

Son,
You gotta panty on your head.

The creator of some kinda hair product?

He's a big fake when it comes to the draft. No one knows whos gonna pick who usually after the first few picks and he thinks he knows all. Last season's draft I think he picked 4 out of 32 picks or something like that?

Exactly. So who is a better analyst than him when it comes to the draft? It's not just about who gets who. It's about the players, what they have to offer, what the teams need, etc. He knows his stuff. Doesn't just get paid for his predictions and mocks.

Obviously it's a big guessing game. All it takes a few unexpected moves to derail an entire mock draft. I don't Kiper claims to be any more than he is. He's generally on target on round projections, which is about the best anyone can do.

Here's a ranking of draft prognosticators for percentage of their top 100 that actually got picked in the top 100.

http://www.thehuddlereport.com/top100/index.shtml

Kiper doesn't exactly suck at it.