Badumpum (crash) - The Chiefsplanet bad one-liner thread...
 

Have a little fun jabbing the guy that posts before you...

Somebody had to draw first, so I picked on somebody who's used to getting picked on...

"Saulbadguy's better half is so much better than him she counts for three quarters..."

I wanted to create this thread. I was thinking of this exact thread 2 days ago. Bastard. Is that right?

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife

I had sex with your wife also. Tell her to not scream so ****ing loud.

That wasn't his wife, it was his deaf neighbor...

Rausch is soooooo ugly that when he was born, the doctor made a donation to the March of Dimes.

Rain Man is sooooo ugly that his mailman and paper boy put on blindfolds when they approach his house.

bRainman's (insert significant female of choice) is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to kiss her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba.


*barberism has been removed from previous incarnation to protect the honor of the innocent.

Iowanian's the type of guy that would steal my wallet.........then help me look for it.

Rad's parents got him interested in photography only so he wouldn't be in the pictures at family gatherings.

Rain Man is so ugly he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

tatertot is so nasty, when he drinks tequilla, he licks his armpit, takes the shot and sucks his lime green large toenail.

Iowanian has stabbed so many girthy girls that he is on Greenpeace's most wanted list for harpooning whales.

yunghungwell and Bozo the clown are butt buddies.

How's that?

yunghungwell is so cross eyed his wife left him for seeing someone on the side.