I am going to Springfield
 

Tomorrow. Prepare yourselves.

May the force be with you.

Springfield residents:

Keep your children and small animals inside....especially those that resemble Yoda, Ewoks, or offspring of Chewbacca. Larger animals can defend themselves, and are not subject to amorous advances by Clayton.

Because God knows no one else will be...

I sense another CP romance blooming here....

gochiefs and luv "met" here, but are unbeknownst to them "paired" at www.match.com? :hmmm:

I'll bet she shags him rotten.

You mean she'll beat his rugs for him?...

You are wrong.

How ya going to prove it wrong ? :hmmm:

Don't be so sure.

She's a single female, odds are she's got a spare d!ck laying around somewhere...

By avoiding contact with her at all costs.

Your loss.

Your boyfriend would SOOOOOOoooooooo love her apartment...

Sorry, my bad. She's a woman. I forgot about your recent "coming out."

Coming out? Gay? Me? No, not at all.

Gotta go with GoChiefs on this one; luv has standards. :D