Once you become Amish....
 

...what will your fondest modern world memory be?

(poll forthcoming)

Our Super Bowl win................ehh...wait a sec...i wasnt born yet :banghead:

phone sex with your mother

Save that crap for trolls STFU

A conference call orgy with your and jidar's mothers. :p

Q: What do you call an Amish guy who has his arm shoved half way up a horse's butt?

A: A mechanic.

Control thy lusts Yoder!

WHY IS BEER NOT ON THIS LIST?!?

Cuz Amish totally drink beer. How else can you explain reproduction?

can't amish have beer?


i thought it was just any electric that was banned.

GAZ

Bowling!
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What is the sect that allows vehicles, usually black with no or little chrome. They dress the same but are more tolerant of the modern world

edit: mennonite

Yeah, the Amish sidle up to 7-11 in their buggies and straight ruin the liquor shelves on Saturday night.

They better or I ain't going!