I need an oven...
 

A crematorium would work just as good.


This asshat gets 6 months......


http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/07/ov....ap/index.html


Man jailed for putting puppy in warm oven
POSTED: 3:17 p.m. EST, November 7, 2006
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to putting his wife's puppy in a 200-degree oven, crippling it, was sentenced Monday to six months in jail.

Third District Judge William Barrett ordered Marc Christopher Vincent, 36, to serve six months in jail without the chance of early release. He must also pay a $500 fine and $986 in veterinary bills for the dog.

Vincent, 36, pleaded guilty September 18 to one count of misdemeanor aggravated animal cruelty for putting the dog in an oven for five minutes on May 25 during a fight with his wife, Rhonda. She has since filed for divorce.

The black Chihuahua mix named Henry suffered permanent damage to its front paws and now limps. (Watch Henry wag his tail on the way into court -- 1:32 )

As part of the plea agreement, a second charge of animal cruelty was dropped. Prosecutors had accused Vincent of turning a leaf blower on the dog in a separate incident, damaging the dog's eye so badly it had to be removed.

Vincent was ordered to serve two years' probation after his jail sentence, seek anger management therapy, have no contact with his wife or any animals, and get a mental health evaluation.

Salt Lake County prosecutor Elizabeth Henry said Utah is one of nine states that has only misdemeanor punishment for animal cruelty.

We need a puppy dog court for crimes against good puppy dogs.

That's friggin hilarious!ROFL

I guess he never heard of the old ChiefsPlanet remedy consisting of a bowl of anti-freeze.

Your mother's oven has been known to warm many via dogstyle to approximately 98.6degrees...and in 3 days when they urinate, they estimate the temperature of the burn much, much higher.

HOT DIGGITY DOG!!

Anti Freeze is for Cats??

And here comes Mecca in 3........2...........1.....

thats terrible...

thats why I have a great dane. She's big enough I'm not tempted by the oven. :p

Your mom is like an Easy-bake oven... they both are built for a reerun to use, lightbulbs are a necessity for both but will still burnout after constant use, if you overfill her "oven" she'll spit and sputter, and after a few uses she'll be tossed in the attic for the next generation to play with.

your moms cooch smelled so bad last nite i wish i had an oven to stick my head in

redrum's mother is alot like a tennament community oven...used by everyone, left with baked on spillage and only cleanable with a solvent and high heat...unfortunately, regardless of the cleaner, there are bound to be unpleasant fumes.

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/p...6_front200.jpg

Rot in Hell marc vincent, just rot in hell. Hog Farmer i can ONLY hope you were kidding.

You've got to be kidding. :shake: