Gas Attack Forces Down American Airlines Flight
 

Now THIS may be a true act of terrorism!

Flatulence forces plane to land
Associated Press
Wed Dec 6, 7:07 AM ET

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

I think this is a triple post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153797

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153787

FYP

Tell that lady to take the bus.

Won't she ever learn?

FAX

ROFL

Wow! that would be a record!
Sorry bout that.
Didn't know whether to search under "gas" or "fart" or "light a match" or...

It's actually a DOUBLE REPOST. The second thread would be the repost, then the third would have to be the double repost. Correct?

I didn't say repost... just post.

Either way, we're putting waaaay too much thought into this. :p

Some lady did the same thing yesterday, twice.

Was Redrum born on a commercial jet????