Ultra Peanut |
12-17-2006 10:44 AM |
My sincerest thanks; this has been a big day for me
Or rather, it's been a big year for me. This has really been a turning point in my life, and I have trouble imagining how things would have gone without all of you. Your support enabled me to fight through the hard times and reach for the stars, and now, after all of this intense effort, I've reached those stars.
Though I've never wanted to admit it, even to myself, deep within me I've always known I was superior to everyone else. As a result, the accolades that are beginning to be bestowed upon me are really no surprise, but they are gratifying nonetheless. So, it is with great pleasure that I announce to you all that I've been named TIME magazine's Person of the Year. Again, you owe yourselves a nice pat on the back before offering up your hearty round of applause, because you played an integral role.
You were my training staff. You were my housekeepers. You were my rocks, upon which I was able to tread efficiently and smoothly.
Thank you.
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